Never gonna live that one down. "Honey, does this dress make me look fat? Like a big, fat hog? So big and fat you might accidentally think I'm a fat, hairy pig and shoot me? Huh?"
"No Dear."
"Are you sure? Because I don't want to be waddling around looking like a FAT PIG and get shot."
"I SAID I WAS SORRY! A THOUSAND TIMES!"
You guys are hilarious! :rofl:Thank god guys.... It was only his girlfriend!
Never ever. :rofl:his bar buds are never gonna let him live this down.