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chero

Can't Leave
Dec 25, 2010
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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/florida-man-mistakes-girlfriend-hog-shoots-her-211904311.html

 

kyletheaviator

Starting to Get Obsessed
Apr 16, 2012
186
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Know your target and what lies beyond. He clearly did not know hit target.

It's people like him that make guns seem so "horrible." Such a shame.

 

baronsamedi

Lifer
May 4, 2011
5,688
6
Dallas
Never gonna live that one down. "Honey, does this dress make me look fat? Like a big, fat hog? So big and fat you might accidentally think I'm a fat, hairy pig and shoot me? Huh?"
"No Dear."
"Are you sure? Because I don't want to be waddling around looking like a FAT PIG and get shot."
"I SAID I WAS SORRY! A THOUSAND TIMES!"

 

simnettpratt

Lifer
Nov 21, 2011
1,516
2
Always be sure of your target and what's behind it; it's not rocket science. This moron is lucky he's not in prison. Course, when his girlfriend gets out of the hospital, he'll probably be singing in the boy's choir.

 

kyletheaviator

Starting to Get Obsessed
Apr 16, 2012
186
0
Never gonna live that one down. "Honey, does this dress make me look fat? Like a big, fat hog? So big and fat you might accidentally think I'm a fat, hairy pig and shoot me? Huh?"
"No Dear."
"Are you sure? Because I don't want to be waddling around looking like a FAT PIG and get shot."
"I SAID I WAS SORRY! A THOUSAND TIMES!"
Thank god guys.... It was only his girlfriend!
You guys are hilarious! :rofl:

I can only imagine life for him, if he stays around!

 

jimbo

Starting to Get Obsessed
Jan 7, 2010
275
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Reminds me of the story (supposedly true) of John Wayne bird hunting (quail, I think) with his long-time friend and co-star Ward Bond. (They had both played football on the same USC team before going to Hollywood.)
A bird flew between Wayne and Bond and Wayne shot, peppering Bond's back with birdshot. Bond, understandably irate, said "What the hell did you shoot me for?!" Wayne, in his usual drawl, replied "I always wondered what kind of pattern this shotgun made."
:rofl:

 

uberam3rica

Lifer
Sep 7, 2011
4,015
9
Capac, Michigan
I heard about this on the radio. He will never live this down. If he said it was just an accident, he might be ok. But he said he mistook her for a hog. She will never forgive him

 

barkar

Lifer
Apr 17, 2012
1,104
1
He shouldn't be allowed to forget it.

Would you want to be in the woods with this guy?

 

grizzly86

Part of the Furniture Now
Apr 5, 2012
692
1
@barkar hell no I wouldn't want to be in the woods with this guy. Things like this are why I hunt by myself.

 
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