Limericks

[flymapper]

There was an young man loved his pipe

Chased esoterica tho it’s a snipe

He said with a grin

As he popped his last tin

I don’t get why there’s all this damn hype
:D
someone do grape

 

[jaytex1969]

I used to enjoy Captain Black

Was never without a big sack

Then I tried their new grape

And my tongue it did rape

Now I'd rather lick bung of a yak.

 

[mso489]

There was an old piper from Raleigh

and Latakia made him quite jolly.

He puffed and he sipped

until his endorphins tripped

so some said he was right off his trolley.

 

[mikefu]

‘Twas a man who smoked a fine Neerup,

Til one day he had a bad fleerup.

Was from a cruel aro blend,

And his tongue it did rend,

Now he eagerly waits for its’ cleerup.

 

[jpmcwjr]

There was a young lady from Norway,

OH, wait, she didn't smoke, nor did the young man from Nantucket.
As you were!

 

[mikethompson]

There once was a man on this forum

Who left 'cause of lack of decorum

I will never ever return here!

He shouted behind a hard sneer,

And you know we don't really miss 'im.

 

[cossackjack]

For all of you scurvied, syphilitic pirates, a Syphilis Limerick...

There was a young man from Back Bay

Who thought that syphilis just went away

He believed that a chancre

Was only a canker

That healed in a week and a day...

It continues for 4 more stanzas.
(Oh, wait, he didn't smoke a pipe either. Never mind.)

 

[mso489]

There was an old Dublin shape smoker

who thought he was quite a joker.

In his conical bowl

he smoked only coal,

a steam engine fireman stoker.

 

[kcghost]

Very good, gentlemen.

 

[cigrmaster]

There was an old man from Madras

Whose balls were made out of brass

In in-climate weather

They banged together

And lightning shot out of his ass
There was an old man from Belgrade

Who kept a dead whore in a cave

It's not nice I'll admit

He's a bit of a shit

But look at the money he saved.
There was an old man with an art

Of making a sweet dinner tart

With a handful of shit

Some snot and some spit

He flavored the whole with a fart.