Guilty as charged... It JUST came in and I was looking forward to smoking it all day. Gently tapping my breast pocket all afternoon just to reassuringly confirm its new little home. Anxiously waiting to enjoy it till I was curled up in my chair with just the right spot of port. Well, as I was getting out of the car I saw something stuck on my tire. As I bent to have a closer look and WHOOPS! its was that quick. It slid out as I leaned over and tumbled to the pavement breaking the stummel just at base of the bowl. I was pretty upset, until I realized I just completely made up the entire fictitious event....I havnt a clue. But agree that it would be nice to see it in a hand and hear firsthand feedback on it.