Kevin Is A Time Traveler

[woodsroad]

Kevin Is A Time Traveler

And on occasion, he gives us a hint of what’s to come…

 

[mikethompson]

I knew it! That's how he knew about McClellands closing before anyone else!

 

[jguss]

I knew a time traveler once. He had the incredible ability to travel to different time zones and bring back things like newspapers and snacks.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

At least show a couple of tomorrow’s NBA scores so we can cash in.

 

[warren]

I always call a friend in Australia to get tomorrow's scores before contacting my bookie.

 

[yanoJL]

I took a flight from Auckland to San Francisco and arrived several hours before I left.

 

[bullet08]

Damn. I only set my watch 5 min faster.

 

[georged]

 

[brian64]

This explains everything:

 

[mikethompson]

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

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Beware of the Morlocks.

 

[woodsroad]

@admin needs to pony up some lottery numbers.

 

[ssjones]

he's cracked the code on the Wayback machine and reversed the programming. I just bet the house on the World Series winner, thanks Kevin!

 

[admin]

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[woodsroad]

We now return to your normally scheduled show.

 

[didimauw]

He had nothing to say, cause he was called out....hmmm

 

[woodsroad]

He had nothing to say, cause he was called out....hmmm

Look pal, when you're a time traveler, you really have to play 'em close to the vest. Think about the killing he's making bring back vintage tins, postage stamps, and celebrity accoutrements.

"Excuse me, Miss Monroe, but I'll give you $50 for your underwear"

Do you have any idea what Cleopatra's butt plug would fetch on the open market? Do ya'?

 

[didimauw]

Look pal, when you're a time traveler, you really have to play 'em close to the vest. Think about the killing he's making bring back vintage tins, postage stamps, and celebrity accoutrements.

"Excuse me, Miss Monroe, but I'll give you $50 for your underwear"

Do you have any idea what Cleopatra's butt plug would fetch on the open market? Do ya'?

Not trying to change the subject, but Did you get a separate alert for every time I changed my like symbol on your post?

 

[brian64]

Look pal, when you're a time traveler, you really have to play 'em close to the vest. Think about the killing he's making bring back vintage tins, postage stamps, and celebrity accoutrements.

"Excuse me, Miss Monroe, but I'll give you $50 for your underwear"

Do you have any idea what Cleopatra's butt plug would fetch on the open market? Do ya'?

Everyone knows inanimate objects cannot travel through the vortex...including clothing (unless perhaps an item is "smuggled" within the biological specimen itself in some way).

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Everyone knows inanimate objects cannot travel through the vortex...including clothing (unless perhaps an item is "smuggled" within the biological specimen itself in some way).

Which makes it very humorous to think of Kevin throughout history showing up at places naked. But, I try not to think of Kevin naked.