COWBOY WHISPERER
Realestate Agent : "That your dog?"
Farmer Brown : "Yep."
RA : "Mind if I speak to him?"
Farmer : "Dog no talk."
RA : "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Farmer : (Look of shock!)
RA: "Is this Farmer your owner?"
Dog: "Yep."
RA : "How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play."
Farmer : (Look of total disbelief)
RA : "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Farmer : "Horse no talk."
RA : "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Farmer : (Extreme look of shock!)
RA : "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Farmer...)
Horse: "Yep."
RA : "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down
often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."
Farmer : (Look of total amazement)
RA : "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
fARMER : "Sheep no tell truth." 8O
Realestate Agent : "That your dog?"
Farmer Brown : "Yep."
RA : "Mind if I speak to him?"
Farmer : "Dog no talk."
RA : "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Farmer : (Look of shock!)
RA: "Is this Farmer your owner?"
Dog: "Yep."
RA : "How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play."
Farmer : (Look of total disbelief)
RA : "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Farmer : "Horse no talk."
RA : "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Farmer : (Extreme look of shock!)
RA : "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Farmer...)
Horse: "Yep."
RA : "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down
often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."
Farmer : (Look of total amazement)
RA : "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
fARMER : "Sheep no tell truth." 8O
