If A.I. Designed/Named/Blended A Tobacco

[mikethompson]

Much in the news lately about AI-Generated images, text, and videos. It got me thinking (a dangerous proposition at the best of times), what would an AI-generated pipe blend be called, taste like, and what would the tin art be?

I'm tempted to say it would be a mix of every codger blend out there, and be called something generic but harken back to the old days, like "Ye Olde Classic Mix".

 

[mawnansmiff]

It would likely consist of 90% Latakia, 9% Perique and 1% Virginia.

That said, I'm sure someone would still buy it

Regards,

Jay.

 

[AcesAndEights]

I’m betting whatever it is, it’ll be small batch. AI knows what gets people fired up!

 

[fireground_piper]

I'm tempted to say it would be a mix of every codger blend out there, and be called something generic but harken back to the old days, like "Ye Olde Classic Mix".

And it would then brand it as a straight Virginia.

 

[AcesAndEights]

“Ye Olde Classic Mix”. Blended specifically for cellaring in quantities of 10 tins or more.

 

[Elric]

The Binary Tonguebiter: Strong enough for an AI, but made for mere humans.

 

[JJ_JJ_JJ_JJ]

Using AI engine here is what it created

• 50% Virginia Brightleaf
• 25% Burley
• 25% Latakia

I named this blend "The Bard's Blend" because it is a smooth, flavorful blend that is perfect for any occasion. The Virginia Brightleaf provides a sweet, fruity flavor, the Burley adds a bit of body and complexity, and the Latakia gives it a smoky, earthy finish.

Here are some more details about each of the tobaccos in this blend:

• Virginia Brightleaf: This type of tobacco is known for its sweet, fruity flavor. It is a light, airy tobacco that is often used in blends for its smooth taste.
• Burley: This type of tobacco is known for its body and complexity. It is a heavier, more full-bodied tobacco that is often used in blends to add depth and richness.
• Latakia: This type of tobacco is known for its smoky, earthy flavor. It is a dark, rich tobacco that is often used in blends to add depth and complexity.

 

[ashdigger]

If it made a blend it would be called “creepy and intrusive”

 

[AJL67]

If you don’t like it it will destroy your life.

 

[verporchting]

The blend names would probably be like:

Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

Sorry, Dave, I can’t do that.

I’m here to see Sara Connors, please.

It’s English, Jim, but not as we know it.

 

[Elric]

The blend names would probably be like:

Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

Sorry, Dave, I can’t do that.

I’m here to see Sara Connors, please.

It’s English, Jim, but not as we know it.

Phasers set to Disintegrate Bar

Fully Operational Space Station Plug

Light Sabre Flake

Photon Torpedo Afterburn

 

[Pooh-Bah]

When you cheap out on the AI blender:
"Virgucky Flake Bar"
Which is of course a plug of Katerini and Perique.

 

[TheIronMonkey]

 

[kcghost]

These don't know where to stop and clearly AI's are about to run amok. But, truth be told they wouldn't do the world any more harm than we're doing.