Every time I see an episode of the old series Mash 4077. I remember the tit for tat jokes we played while working as rural police officers. Ex: one of the good old boys fell asleep after night patrol at the gas pump. The jokesters jacked up the car, the crash when moved kept him awake for quite some time. One cold rainy night before leaving the station the Stetson hat and rain coat went missing from the same officer. When he complained, the jokester pointed out the front window at the flagpole there was part of of his uniform flapping in the breeze. Jokes we played on our customer bad guys are much more grafic but I can’t disclose at this time before checking the Penal Law statute of limitations.