Help Me Coin a Term

[Sloopjohnbee]

You just cracked a tin of something that's been cellaring and you haven't tried ever or in years - You are one with the tobacco in a phase of zen-like sublimation - you finish the bowl - you get sidetracked, step away for a few minutes to an hour for a 'break'... want another bowl - you grab anything that's in your usual rotation or just anything out of laziness(all the while that previous one crossed your mind for a split second) - two minutes into the bowl you're wholheartedly disappointed and have just downgraded the entire history you've had with the latter in regretful disdain : ______________________________

 

[stevecourtright]

I would coin that, "Life." Sorry about your experience...

 

[anantaandroscoggin]

In the vein of the oldie: "Baloney Baffles Brains!" how about

"Whiz-Bang Strangles Old Reliable."

? ? ? ? ?

 

[verporchting]

Monday

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Snufflerbompus?

 

[mso489]

Breakup.

 

[Sloopjohnbee]

I was thinking the Sad Reunion or Miserable Clinger Linger

 

[BarrelProof]

Fucked. But I think it’s already used for other things.

 

[Casual]

First world problem?

 

[skydog]

Well I've had aged tins take a week or two after cracking them to really open up so it may just take a bit of patience to start appreciating the aged tobacco. Then again sometimes you hype up a blend in your head, even more easily done if it's aged. No tobacco could meet expectations if you're expecting some enlightening experience.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

We have all of these made-up words in the pipe hobby like... dottle, lunting, and snorfing (or whatever guys call drawing smoke through their nose), stummel, etc, etc... and you guys want to reuse well known words? What's wrong with ya? Make up some new words! Be creative!

If you're going to coin a term, be original with it... like gregariade, jomperwomped, doodleganged...

 

[Sloopjohnbee]

Well I've had aged tins take a week or two after cracking them to really open up so it may just take a bit of patience to start appreciating the aged tobacco. Then again sometimes you hype up a blend in your head, even more easily done if it's aged. No tobacco could meet expectations if you're expecting some enlightening experience.

You misunderstood

 

[mso489]

Sagpuff.

 

[Sloopjohnbee]

Sagpuff.

EXCELLENT - I think you did it!

 

[briarbuck]

FUBAR

 

[mso489]

I suffered a sagpuff when I went back to my former favorite blend.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Missed opportunity.


If it was that good, it was when it was purchased but it was never tried and very little was purchased. Why would someone buy a tobacco and throw it in their cellar without trying it first?

 

[kcghost]

As Ol' Blue Eyes would say, "That's life".

 

[hoosierpipeguy]

Fucked. But I think it’s already used for other things.

It is the most multi purpose word in the English language.

 

[Sloopjohnbee]

Missed opportunity.


If it was that good, it was when it was purchased but it was never tried and very little was purchased. Why would someone buy a tobacco and throw it in their cellar without trying it first?

I do it all the time