GOOD News, I Don't Have To Go To Outlaws House

[indianafrank]

My wife has informed me that we are not going to the outlaws for Thanksgiving afterall. OMG, what’a relief. Since it’s a 2 hour drive each way it wouldn’t be good for my 3 year old grand- daughter who is also riding in the car 6 hours back to Virginia on Friday. The outlaws are coming to our house instead, and now, that day is on my terms. And that means FOOTBALL, lots of it, turkey the way I cook it, veggies, the way I cook them, and my easy chair which they already know is hands off to everyone else. I’ll bring up from the basement the cold, hard, wooden chairs for them.

 

[texmexpipe]

Kids can be very convienient.

 

[derfatdutchman]

Nothing like the home court advantage.

 

[keith929]

+1 for home field advantage.

 

[okiescout]

God is Good!

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

Make it the antiveggie Thanksgiving dinner. I'm talking meat stuffed turkeys with bacon wrapped turkey legs. A ham... actually make it an entire pig. And leave the apple out of it's mouth. Instead of the apple, stuff a bacon cheeseburger in it's mouth. Instead of apple pipe, make it a dang meat pie, with no veggies! Not even a potato! And make the crust out of bacon! That would be so awesome

 

[dread]

I have been following this saga with amusement. Now I can't wait to hear the report on the day.

 

[lawmax3]

Great Pleeeease update us on how things go. Should be interesting.

 

[papipeguy]

Good on you. If we get the snow they're predicting the wife and I will be home having hot dogs and carrot soufflé instead of traveling to our friends for dinner. Works for me.

 

[simnettpratt]

Instead of the apple, stuff a bacon cheeseburger in it's mouth.

Anthony, that was great. Meat pie no potatoes instead of apple pie. Ha.
Frank, great news you get home field advantage. I also just got out of parental abuse Thursday, and living alone, get the full nine hours of football. Also, I'm in Dallas and bleed blue and silver, so get the biggest game of the year, too. Really wish I had beer, but I do have all the top shelf premium tobaccos Mike msandoval and Fred sparrowhawk sent me, and I get to smoke in the house
Our similar familial experiences crack me up.

 

[bulldogbriar89]

deep fry the veggies in pig fat smoke a pipe before they get their then another when they are their

 

[danielplainview]

Be sure to set your dvr to play a marathon of Judge Napolitano for them.

 

[daytonsean]

Lucky you. Enjoy yourself. And dedicate a nice long smoke to the outlaws!

 

[daveinlax]

Since it’s a 2 hour drive each way it wouldn’t be good for my 3 year old grand- daughter

LOL! Yeah four hours in a car with two three year old's would make for a long ride for your poor wife. I'll look forward to your day on an upcoming episode of Cops. 8O

 

[frank13]

Hey, this should be fun! :twisted:

 

[simnettpratt]

If you want, I can send you some emails Thursday filled with arrogant condescension and passive agression. Maybe say how stupid your politics, religion, football and 10mm are? Let me know buddy; here to help

 

[metalheadycigarguy]

When the "outlaws" get there tell them that the grocery store was all out of veggies and had no turkey's left so you were left to buy a nice big roast. There was not enough time to mash the potatoes so you baked them instead, since there was no turkey there was no need for stuffing, and since there were no veggie trays available you had to buy the meat platter instead. I bet they don't even get there coats off before turning back around and leaving for home. :mrgreen:

 

[petes03]

Smoke yourself a pipe while you're watching football, that should top things off nicely!

 

[seagullplayer]

Just another reason to love your grand daughter, like you needed another!

 

[warren]

All that hand wringing, worry, stress and resentment for naught!