Funny Joke for Musicians

[juozapas]

I thought this was too funny.... :rofl: :clap:

 

[tobakenist]

I found it funny :rofl:

 

[mp31guitar]

What did Elvis do when he dropped his guitar in the toilet? He got it out and picked the s#!+ out of it.

 

[chopz]

how about the one where st peter says to all "enter in through these gates unto your eternal rest," until he comes to a musician and says "you - go around back and come in through the kitchen."

 

[jameral]

What do you call the guy who's always hanging around musicians? The Drummer.

 

[pstlpkr]

Old.... but... :rofl:

 

[jchaplick]

Love it

 

[ichbinmuede]

What's the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw?
The exhaust.
How do you keep your violin from being stolen?
Put it in a viola case.
What do you get when you drop a piano on a military base?
A flat major.
Haha I love bad jokes.

 

[nanotech471]

You are quite the punny bunch 8)