Just so theres no confusion here, I'm not nearly intuitive, clever, or crafty enough, to come up with something like this. I found it on the internet while looking at pipe related computer wallpapers.
I've seen these before and they are hilarious.
Go to Google, type in your profession plus "what my friends think I do".
Here's one related to my field:
I recognize Basil Rathbone as Holmes and I think that's Mr. Faulkner in the SW corner but, sadly, that's me staring at the mailbox in about 20 years.
I don't care where you got this L&F, it's funny as hell and more true to life then I'd like to admit.
Fnord