There was an old guy sitting on the edge of the pier legs dangling as he cast an imaginary line into the water a younger lad sat beside him and asked what he was doing, and sat beside the old guy fishing said the old man and cast an imaginary line into the water as did the younger lad. The young lad said what you fishing for, c**ts said the old man, how many you caught asked the lad, 3 said the old man your the 3rd.
