Favorite Toast for the Holidays or any Occasion

[varrj]

Title edited: capitalize only important words. -jpm

I have great memories of my Grandfather and Uncles sharing toasts at holiday gatherings. Here’s one:

Here’s to Eve
mother of all graces
who wore a fig leaf in the most personal places.

Here’s to Adam
father of us all
johnny on the spot when the leaves began to fall.

Cheers

 

[warren]

"To absent friends."

And from a great movie: "Here's to the best of us . . . There are so few of us."

 

[WVOldFart]

Being a Jethro Tull fan:

Along the coast road by the headland
The early lights of winter glow
I'll pour a cup to you my darling
And raise it up say Cheerio

 

[shanez]

With glass held high and in a loud clear voice:

He offered her his honor.
She honored his offer.
All night it was honor and offer.

 

[kcghost]

Here's to us.

 

[The Amish Tyrant]

To our wives and girlfriends ... may they never meet.

 

[captainsousie]

Priekā!

 

[Chasing Embers]

French




Anyone approaching my alcohol may walk away with missing fingers.

 

[varrj]

Here’s to fighting, stealing, cheating and drinking.
If you fight, may it be for what‘s right.
If you steal, may it be a lover‘s heart.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you drink, may it be with me.

 

[condorlover1]

Look out teeth
Look out gums
Here it comes!

 

[cossackjack]

Hаша на здоров'я!
(Nasha na zdorov’ya; To our health!)

 

[cosmicfolklore]

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

Somehow one of my daughters when very young coined the phrase "clink cups" when people were touching glasses so that's about it when they are around, we just get to clinking and get on with it, lol. Otherswise it's "Happy or Merry ___________ (whatever holiday)" or "Thanks honey" --- nothing really memorable I guess.

 

[mso489]

I'm not that much of a Star Trek fan, but I always liked, "Live long, and prosper."

Or how about, "I'll make it short, let's snort."

 

[Winterreise]

Skol !

 

[sablebrush52]

Survived another one.

 

[DanWil84]

Ein Prosit der Gemutlichkeit! Now chug beer like its oktoberfest.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Skol !

Then someone has to follow up with, “de de de dat’s that’skol folks!”

 

[gamzultovah]

L'Chayim

 

[magicpiper]

“Here’s looking up your old address”
Col. Henry Blake, MASH 4077