Dont Know If I Can Hold off on Getting This

[rx2man]

Condition: Good intake with smooth even draw. Smoked often and well seasoned with age and wear apparent. Lava residue in bowl. Warm mottled age-deepened patina to some areas with markings customary to find from frequent use. Please inspect our photos carefully and to your full satisfaction prior to bidding or buying, as they are an integral part of this description. Sold as is. Thank you for your interest.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/KAY-WOODIE-500-ESTATE-PIPE-SEXY-DIAMOND-SHANK-ROUGH-BADLY-BURNT-BRIAR-BOWL-CLUB/142711159299?hash=item213a3f7a03:g:kUEAAOSwBRVaX-0k

 

[dottiewarden]

Holly cow! Pipe burnout from the outside in, now there's a first.

 

[rx2man]

And lava residue in the bowl. Never had one with lava residue.

 

[mikethompson]

Imagine smoking lava, that's a new one.

 

[jacks6]

Good god :rofl:

 

[Civil War]

WOW, must have been smoking that in Hawaii with all the lava residue. Looks like it also fell on some lava.

 

[saltedplug]

What is lava residue? Pimply cake?

 

[mikethompson]

I don't know whether his computer or tablet autocorrected something to lava, or whether he thinks cake looks like hardened lava.

 

[barepipe]

Pass

 

[lasttango]

Well, it's "sexy" in the shank area.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Well, he obviously is not a pipe guy. From the look of his other items, I'd say he won a battle in the "Storage Wars." ::

 

[mso489]

My translation: This is a beat up remnant of a Kaywoodie, so if you buy it, don't try to send it back for a refund. You've been warned. However, if you are a forensic expert and want an exercise in determining what actually happened to this pipe, it may be worth a bid.

 

[rx2man]

I just can't believe what people will put up for sale. Guy spent more time taking pictures and posting the ad than it is worth.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

On some TV show years ago, I saw a thing where a guy put everything in his house on eBay to see how much he could get for an entire house full of "stuff." Salt shaker half full of salt, half a bottle of ketchup, bag of mismatched socks, half a roll of Saran Wrap, plastic containers missing tops, everything, and he ended up pulling in more money that you'd think. I am not surprised at all at the things people will buy.

 

[rmpeeps]

Lava isn’t legal in TX yet, but is in CO and CA.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Here's the "lava"!!

And it's not burn out per se, but major heat applied to the stummel from outside.
Pretty sure it'd smoke all right after reaming and cleaning....but why bother, unless you collect that marque.

 

[jpmcwjr]

I am not surprised at all at the things people will buy.

Especially representations of Christ in toast. (Make your own with a small blow torch)

 

[mso489]

That happened in the early seventies when the lava lamp exploded. It's not real lava, but it's not a real pipe if you're planning to smoke it.

 

[dunstanhillwell62]

Especially representations of Christ in toast. (Make your own with a small blow torch)

Actually, Judas Iskariot did not kiss Christ in the Garden of Getsemane. He whispered to him: "Jesus, you're toast" and it just took of from there.
It's not true. I just made that up.
::

 

[ashdigger]

Dunstan, :clap: :clap: :rofl: