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pipeinhand

Lifer
Sep 23, 2011
1,198
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Virginia
Hobie, I too have a nice 110 LB laba-dog, but black, who is very sweet but, dumb as a rock. For the second time in as many months he tangled with a skunk last night. Bolted right out the back door and ran right up on it. Of course it did what skunks do and he spent the night in the back of the pickup truck (I have a cap) until PetSmart opened so he could get de-skunked: I wasn't going to wash him this time, I smelled for a week. It gets into everything. He still smells like a goat herder's skivvies. You would think that after the first run-a-round he would have learned something. Damn dog.

 

schmitzbitz

Lifer
Jan 13, 2011
1,165
2
Port Coquitlam, B.C.
LOL - Labs!
When we first moved into the big city from Northern B.C. all those years ago, we decided that our house would feel more like home with a dog. Having a small chunk of property, including a swimming-hole, a Lab seemed like the perfect match for our needs; little did we know that said property was also home to an assortment of skunks, coons, possums, and the bane of Bijou's existance, porcupines. I swear, over the three years we lived in that house, we must have spent 156 days picking quills out of her snout (yes, thats one incident per week...).

Our next home saw us living on the water; the dungeoness (crab) would pile up around the pilings of the local pier, so I figured I would do my duty and help with this obvious over-population boom. Wouldn't you know it, instead of quills, it became a weekly slice from a cutting claw (or worse when the crusher gets involved).
These days, we have downsized to a rescued shitzu; although he leaves the wildlife alone, he likes to think he's tough. Our neighbours have a pair of Newfies (large breed), our little dog is convinced he can take 'em. Sadly, this doesn't restrict itself to dogs - when it comes to people, 95% of the time, he goes for a toe (or ankle). Oddly enough, the first person I've seen him take to outside of the family is Marm4lade; the little dog was in heaven when they met.

 

chopz

Can't Leave
Oct 14, 2011
352
0
pipeinhand,
get a box of old style moth balls and sprinkle them all around your property. skunks hate that smell and they'll stay away.

 

bigvan

Lifer
Mar 22, 2011
2,192
14
My boxer/pit mix got skunked a few weeks ago. AWFUL. Chopz, I heard the same advice about moth balls, we just can't find anyone locally who sells them!

 

bhpdrew

Can't Leave
Oct 8, 2010
367
0
Washington State
These two have a habit of killing raccoons and ducks and squirrels and cats. No skunks yet though.

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pstlpkr

Lifer
Dec 14, 2009
9,694
31
Birmingham, AL
Pipeinhand... what you need is a dog that looks as dumb as a bag of hammers.

But, actually has some semblance of a brain.
This is Beau:

Akita, Shepherd mix:
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I think he is about 3 months old in this picture. He's just a tad on the large size.

The War Department couldn't handle him... So, he lives with some relatives now.

I miss him.

 

pipeinhand

Lifer
Sep 23, 2011
1,198
0
Virginia
Thanks guys I will get some mothballs ricky-tic. A skunk in mouth is not worth 2 in bush, nothing is. I could cope with the quills, they don't stink. Poor puppy.

Nice looking dogs.

Lawrence, mine looks smart with the raised eyebrows and all, but we were fooled. He is the best dog I have ever had though. Our first Lab but, not our last. Yours looks sweet, like he wants whatever you have in your hand.

 

ejames

Lifer
Oct 6, 2009
3,916
24
A friend of mine used to have a Malemute(SP?) that would escape it's pen at night and go out and kill skunks and bring them home and drop 'em on the front porch! Dumber than a rock!

Schmitzbitz--

I think all small dogs suffer from a small dog syndrome. I have a small corgi mix. This morning she chased the neighbors old female lab out of the yard. She also attacked another neighbors male lab,got bloodied that time.

 

baronsamedi

Lifer
May 4, 2011
5,688
6
Dallas
I have a Maltese/Poodle mix and she's pretty damn smart! When something approaches my house, she goes ballistic, barking at it, but when she sees me coming down the hallway with the .12 gauge, she backs up into the kitchen and lets me take point (still growling as threatening as a 7 lb dog can growl). I think she was trained at Area 51 or something.

 

abecox

Can't Leave
Sep 8, 2010
411
2,858
Cleveland, OH
This is the newest addition to the herd of Newfoundlands that my family has. She thinks I'm a chew toy and likes to fetch rocks that I throw into the lake.
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No skunk attacks yet, but knowing how she likes to be friends with everything its only a matter of time.

 

juni

Lifer
Mar 9, 2010
1,184
15
a rescued shitzu
Shitzus need rescuing? I just can't imagine that.
Here is our dachshund:
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For a small dog she sure can stretch out to take up most of the bed.

 

maduroman

Part of the Furniture Now
May 15, 2010
662
1
have a schnauzer, (mini) that i have trained to leap up 2 feet and bite then hang on..... works better than a sheperd grabing an arm for a take down...

 
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