Churchwarden Husbandry

[Mrs. Zarnicky]

A study in Uganda has shown that circumcising your churchwarden can significantly reduce HIV (Heat Inhalation Viscosity).
Mr. Zarnicky holds his churchwarden by the bowl but I prefer holding the stem. How do you handle your churchwarden?

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I rarely ever even do. But, when I do... I can't remember.

I mostly smoke while clenching and doing something else, so i rarely ever grab mine off the rack. And, if watching a movie and do grab it... I rarely ever smoke it to the end of the bowl. Mine was made by Northern Briars. It's a good pipe. Beautifully made. I just don't enjoy smoking it as much as the rest of my pipes. I probably enjoy a corn cob more... which will send shock waves of serendipity through the forums. Ha ha, but keep in mind that I don't smoke cobs very often either.

 

[jpmcwjr]

I don't smoke my churchwarden. It's a cheap pot style which I bought long long ago.

 

[Chasing Embers]

How do you handle your churchwarden?

Clenching

 

[Donb1972]

I have a Ropp churchwarden that I hold by the bowl

 

[FurCoat]

Depends. My Peterson has a thin walled bowl so I hold it by the stem while my Erik Nording has thick walls and can be held by the bowl.

 

[kcghost]

I generally hold it by the stem.

 

[solideogloria86]

By the handle. If it didn't come with one, these work fine.

 

[tklee]

Hold it on the bowl.

 

[Mrs. Zarnicky]

Clenching

Clenching very difficult when you have only one tooth like Zarnicky.

 

[weezell]

HMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, no comment...

 

[Chasing Embers]

Clenching very difficult when you have only one tooth like Zarnicky.

I have no teeth.

 

[Servant King]

Must be a fairly recent study. Idi Amin would've never allowed a study like that to see the light of day.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Must be a fairly recent study. Idi Amin would've never allowed a study like that to see the light of day.

Huh?

 

[Servant King]

Huh?

Ugandan dictator. Ruthless and brutal. Probably smoked dried elephant dung Lakelands.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Ugandan dictator. Ruthless and brutal. Probably smoked dried elephant dung Lakelands.

It would have to be the elephant dung as lakelands have recently gone extinct.

 

[admin]

Not sure of the actual purpose of this thread.