Love the Pinto ad.
I used to drive a Pinto in high school. Me and my buddies tricked it out with every dime we could scrape up, doing everything possible to that engine to squeeze more HP. I could smoke a pair of tires and turn a parkinglot into a festival ride. Mine was a 72, and had all of the recall stuff done to the gas tank to keep it from catching on fire. Mine eventually died when I collapsed the whole suspension, ruining the wheels and frame also, by jumping a ramp we made in a pasture. Dukes of Hazzard stuff. Fun times!!!