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[Servant King]

Michigan man with suspended license logs into Zoom court hearing while driving - https://www.yahoo.com/news/michigan-man-suspended-license-logs-002022502.html

 

[brian64]

I posted that in the humor thread yesterday LOL.

You just can't make stuff like that up...boggles the mind.

 

[bullet08]

That's like these military cadets thinking Kevlar vest will stop a 6" blade. Well, one of 'em is no longer with us.

 

[johnnyflake]

I actually saw that myself yesterday on TV, that was crazy! First, he appeared to be in the driver's seat with the safety belt coming down over his left shoulder. Then he goes offline for a bit and then he comes back online clearly sitting in a different seat with the safety belt coming down over his right shoulder. What a joke!

 

[kcghost]

Driving or a passenger this guy is a clear example of some who thinks he's entitled to drive just because he wants to.

 

[Servant King]

You just can't make stuff like that up

Well, you and I can't. Kafka could. Ionesco could. Rod Serling's writing staff sure did. Larry David made a respectable career out of it, in his own way. But yes, it takes a pretty loony mind to concoct such things, and even then, it often still falls short of the nuttiness that this world throws our way.

Speaking of which, Happy World No Tobacco Day!

 

[fireground_piper]

Speaking of which, Happy World No Tobacco Day!

I like that this falls on world enjoy a cigar day.

 

[brian64]

Well, you and I can't. Kafka could. Ionesco could. Rod Serling's writing staff sure did. Larry David made a respectable career out of it,

Indeed. What I really meant was, you can make it up, but no one would believe that level of stupidity could be achieved in the real world by anyone with an IQ above room temperature.

Did I just refer to stupidity as an achievement?

 

[BingBong]

Speaking of which, Happy World No Tobacco Day!

Whoops, forgot and accidentally received 525g of fine pipe tobaccos in the post today. Puffing away like a Pom Pom (J11 0-6-0).

 

[Servant King]

an IQ above room temperature.

Farenheit or Celsius? Sadly, these days, it actually makes a difference.

Did I just refer to stupidity as an achievement?

I think you did, which means the entire Universe can go ahead and implode now.

 

[Bengel]

Indeed. What I really meant was, you can make it up, but no one would believe that level of stupidity could be achieved in the real world by anyone with an IQ above room temperature.

Did I just refer to stupidity as an achievement?

Outside of DC

 

[FurCoat]

That's like these military cadets thinking Kevlar vest will stop a 6" blade. Well, one of 'em is no longer with us.

That's why I keep a compound bow handy.