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[georged]

 

[brian64]

That's the bullshit we're paid to talk about.

Now a word from our sponsor (just so you'll know what we're paid to not talk about).

 

[georged]

You're cracking me up, Brian.

I thought I was cynical...

Are you seriously suggesting that human behavior can be controlled or modified via monetary reward---the same way a dog responds to a Milk-Bone?

That they will make decisions based on short-term gain, and care little or nothing about future ramifications or consequences?

 

[Zero]

A great example of free association shedding light on the bullshit that they expect us to swallow.

 

[brian64]

You're cracking me up, Brian.

I thought I was cynical...

Are you seriously suggesting that human behavior can be controlled or modified via monetary reward---the same way a dog responds to a Milk-Bone?

That they will make decisions based on short-term gain, and care little or nothing about future ramifications or consequences?


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I hope you're not suggesting it's possible to be too cynical.

 

[brian64]

A great example of free association shedding light on the bullshit that they expect us to swallow.

Are you suggesting that multi-millionaire teleprompter readers with massive conflicts of interest might not be real journalists?

 

[georged]

I hope you're not suggesting it's possible to be too cynical.

Mr. Second Law of Thermodynamics says being too cynical isn't possible.

 

[Hillcrest]

 

[mortonbriar]

See that's why I don't watch the news, too much cussing.

 

[olkofri]

From "bears in danger" to Bear Danger!

 

[ssjones]

The Onion, always brilliant.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]