My home insurance co. sent me a satellite photo of my pool as part of a rejection of my claim of damage. No more nude swimming, my ugly butt will be shown around the world !
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I don't exactly understand what you are saying. Did you damage your naked butt in your pool?
No ! Thanks for the reminder to test the chlorine level.
My wife and I used to enjoy our pool au naturelle, when the kids would be gone, but even now, with the kids out of the house, we just get so many people dropping by to visit. It's frustrating, 8 PM, Who TF drops by at that hour? Drives us crazy.
What damage did you claim that they could refute with a satellite photo.
Roll over and show them the other side. Your claim would have been promptly paid off.
The angle of the photo did not show the water level that they said contributed to the damage to the in ground pool liner. The company also implied that 70 mph wind could not have caused same.
Satellite photos, i.e., various maps photos could be well over a year old and i really doubt that your insurance agency has it's own satellite in a geo orbit to take high rez pictures on demand. Something about all of this seems off.
Drones? I was once taking a whizz in an open field during a hike recently. Looked up, and there's a drone hovering overhead. I waved, without using my hands.
Since switching to AllState, we've never had a claim questioned. Even some stuff I was afraid would be shot down was accepted. We pay them f'ers so much money, that they shouldn't be so quick to shoot one down.
Before, we used to have State Farm, and they were assholes about everything. Eventually our State Farm rep disappeared out of country and took our files with him. I will never use them again. That was a mess.
Before, we used to have State Farm, and they were assholes about everything. Eventually our State Farm rep disappeared out of country and took our files with him. I will never use them again. That was a mess.
We could kick their asses, like a fresh cauliflower, those bad boys, who spy on our beautiful asses. I know a retired Mi6 agent, retired, who is dating the grandmother of a friend of mine. Thanks to him, I have learned how to use a utility knife, for professional masons divorcees.
You mean, you saluted with the smoking pipe? Well done my friend burleybreath.Are you telling me that you saluted with your pipe smoking? No hands, you had your hands in your pockets. And you saluted alone with your beautiful hot pipe? Oh my God.
What's all this about saluting? He said he waved.
Saluting implies being at attention...which would be rather problematic while taking a whizz.
Thanks for the tip, I should have used the back stroke for the female adjuster but do I need to add the middle finger in case she was of the trans gender ?
Take photos close up and appeal. Many times insurance companies deny claims because they know only 10% of the people appeal to the second and third level. But make sure it worth it.
I don't remember ever even mentioning an insurance company on here before.