Two Drunks visit a brothel just before closing after a long night out on town of hard drinking.
The Madam takes one look at the two drunks, rolls her eyes, and tells the girls: "Take their money and get two Inflatable Dolls... those two Rummy's are so plastered they won't even know the difference."
Later, while staggering home, one drunk says to the other drunk: "You know... I think the girl they gave me was dead... She didn't move, or say a word,.. or nothing!!"
The other drunk replies: "Oh yeah... Well that ain't nothing... I think the girl they gave me was a Witch!!!"
"A Witch !?!?!", says the first drunk, "What makes you think your girl was a Witch ???"
The other drunk says: "...well, you see... when I bit her on her butt, she hissed at me, and flew right out the window!"
- Sherm Natman
The Madam takes one look at the two drunks, rolls her eyes, and tells the girls: "Take their money and get two Inflatable Dolls... those two Rummy's are so plastered they won't even know the difference."
Later, while staggering home, one drunk says to the other drunk: "You know... I think the girl they gave me was dead... She didn't move, or say a word,.. or nothing!!"
The other drunk replies: "Oh yeah... Well that ain't nothing... I think the girl they gave me was a Witch!!!"
"A Witch !?!?!", says the first drunk, "What makes you think your girl was a Witch ???"
The other drunk says: "...well, you see... when I bit her on her butt, she hissed at me, and flew right out the window!"
- Sherm Natman