Arnold Schwarzenegger Really is the Ventilator!

[condorlover1]

Shortened title. "NY Post Headline from July 19th"

A quality news paper headline from the NY Post sent to me by a colleague....looking at the lady in question I can sort of understand why he might have done it!

Arnold Schwarzenegger ‘deliberately farted in my face,’ actress claims

Miriam Margolyes is making a big stink about her time on set with the action star: “Now, I fart, of course I do – but I don’t fart in people’s faces.”

nypost.com

 

[Brendan]

I would love to hear what he thinks of her, I've seen her in shows and interviews and she comes across as an arrogant bitch as well.
They are probably as bad as each other.

Now, I'm not surprised about the flatulence (or possibly foreplay?)

Not an entirely isolated incident.

Could related to a weight training injury, maybe hernia?

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Old Fartzenegger.

 

[Elric]

Old Fartzenegger.

Do NOT recommend! Will ghost a pipe forever!

 

[scloyd]

Hey Arnold, remember silence is golden.

 

[fireground_piper]

In all seriousness though, anyone who has directly themselves or pays attention to the fitness world knows high protein intake makes this a normal occurrence. Especially if your downing raw eggs as easy sources of quick protein in your day.

Even though he was out of body building he was still maintaining a good shape and you just know he was probably north of 200g per day even then. It’s impossible to avoid.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

It's not just noise when you've been eating eggs..

 

[pappymac]

I would love to hear what he thinks of her, I've seen her in shows and interviews and she comes across as an arrogant bitch as well.
They are probably as bad as each other.

Now, I'm not surprised about the flatulence (or possibly foreplay?)

Not an entirely isolated incident.

Could related to a weight training injury, maybe hernia?

Well, she is an old English person.

 

[condorlover1]

Someone who will remain nameless gave me the best caption ever for the NY Post headline but if I 'spill the beans' and put the caption on here I know I am looking at a 12 enforced PM holiday which is a pity as it was as funny as hell.

 

[Brendan]

Someone who will remain nameless gave me the best caption ever for the NY Post headline but if I 'spill the beans' and put the caption on here I know I am looking at a 12 enforced PM holiday which is a pity as it was as funny as hell.

PM an option ?

 

[condorlover1]

I am afraid it was very dark and I am still laughing about it a day later.

 

[Brendan]

I am afraid it was very dark and I am still laughing about it a day later.

Fair enough..


Miriam should be glad it was just a harmless fart ( or shart? ) and not an illegitimate bastard child!

 

[sablebrush52]

A quality news paper headline from the NY Post sent to me by a colleague....looking at the lady in question I can sort of understand why he might have done it!

Arnold Schwarzenegger ‘deliberately farted in my face,’ actress claims

Miriam Margolyes is making a big stink about her time on set with the action star: “Now, I fart, of course I do – but I don’t fart in people’s faces.”

nypost.com

You lost me at the New York Post is a quality newspaper, unless you're referring to it's properties as fish wrapping or as an absorptive surface for Fido to urinate and defecate upon.

Yes, everyone farts. Sometimes in one anothers faces if there is an unfortunate confluence of eruption and position. She has only herself to blame.

 

[condorlover1]

@sablebrush52 : I only read the NY Post for those types of headlines, in tandem with the rest of the print media I tend to give it a wide berth these days. Sort of makes you yearn for the days of Pravda, Workers Daily and The Morning Star where the winning number for 'Numbers Racket' was derived from weekly tractor production figures!

 

[sablebrush52]

@sablebrush52 : I only read the NY Post for those types of headlines, in tandem with the rest of the print media I tend to give it a wide berth these days. Sort of makes you yearn for the days of Pravda, Workers Daily and The Morning Star where the winning number for 'Numbers Racket' was derived from weekly tractor production figures!

As well as the personals column where people looking to get married would post things like, "Looking to marry beautiful woman with tractor, please send picture of tractor."

 

[mingc]

I love Miriam Margoyles. She's hilarious! Her turn as as the Spanish Infanta in Blackadder was brilliant! I doubt she takes herself as seriously as some folks here!

 

[simong]

I love Miriam Margoyles. She's hilarious! Her turn as as the Spanish Infanta in Blackadder was brilliant! I doubt she takes herself as seriously as some folks here!

True but I think people have grown tired of her to be honest (Here in the UK at least). As an unkempt, unattractive 80 year old lesbian, there's only so many dirty anecdotes & filth you want to hear. Moved to Australia now she has. Bonza!?

 

[kcghost]

It is always something with movie actors and actresses.

 

[mingc]

there's only so many dirty anecdotes & filth you want to hear.

I've seen her interviews on YouTube. When did British TV get so explicit? US TV is prudish in comparison!

 

[pappymac]

You lost me at the New York Post is a quality newspaper, unless you're referring to it's properties as fish wrapping or as an absorptive surface for Fido to urinate and defecate upon.

Yes, everyone farts. Sometimes in one anothers faces if there is an unfortunate confluence of eruption and position. She has only herself to blame.

The New York Post has always been closer to a London Tabloid - just a hair better than the National Enquirer. Unfortunately the New York Times has fallen to that level.