Results have been delayed because all entries were so off the charts hilarious, that it was agreed the only fair thing to do was award new Dunhills to all entrants. Kevin is busy securing funds for the petty cash account in order to fulfill these generous, but deserved prizes.
If you hurry, there still may be time to let him know if you prefer smooth or rusticated.
(Disclaimer: The above information was obtained from a highly placed, anonymous, inside source, but cannot be guaranteed as accurate at present time)