I'm curious how many of you may have frequented the Usenet newsgroup? It's been years since I last fired up XNews and I've no idea if the group is still active.
What is it?
The Sophisticate
8/8/05
Greetings unwashed gentlemen of the briar and stone;
It has come to my attention via top secret means through possessors of
specialized knowledge that your paltry newsgroup has fallen into
disarray. This is apparently because there are no possessors of
specialized knowledge left among you that are willing to withstand the
foul stench of your unwashed bodies and uncleaned basket pipes filled
with non vintage drug store tobaccos.
Buying, filling, lighting, and actually smoking such a complicated item
as a pipe seems, in the minds of the possessors of the specialized
knowledge, to be beyond you. You wallow in the dark valley of corncob
pipes (gasp!), Sir Walter Raleigh "tobacco", (double gasp!!) and wooden
(not hand carved from Brazilian rosewood) matches. And you even seem to
enjoy this squalor!!
Alas, how has this come to past?
As I recline on my hand tooled calf skin settee, smoking a 1924 Dunhill
Zulu filled with Cope's Escudo from my vast stores of vintage plat, I
ponder the dilemma. How can such barbarian pipesters such as yourselves
be brought into the bright light of fine high grade pipes and really
fine tobaccos?
The problem is especially difficult because those that profess to be
keepers of the specialized knowledge are so horrified at your condition
that they will not even don a hazardous waste protection suit and mingle
with you members of the newbie masses. Indeed, there is a faint noxious
odor coming through my gold plated, hand assembled by William Gates,
Microsoft keyboard.
I will have to have my faithful manservant, Manchester, disinfect it
later, after my usual lunch of cold Maine lobster salad, followed by
Napoleon (of course it's the real thing) brandy and a bowl of original
1963 Balkan Sobranie in a 3 foot meerschaum carved by a Turkish disciple
of A.Rodin, lighted and supported by two finalists in the "Next American
Model" contest dressed in traditional harem girl garb.
What to do? What to do? Indeed it is a serious matter. How can you
cretins be brought up to the level of those true masters of the fine art
of pipe smoking that shun your very existence?
Suggestions, anyone?
The Sophisticate
Ain't that the truth!There's a wealth of great information in there, especially in the posts up to around 2006 or so. If you know what you're looking for, you can find some really obscure and useful information that you won't find anywhere else.
Mark Shelor
7/9/01
Many, many thanks to Mr. Ian Little--a very good soul indeed--for sending me
a full bar of this delicious tobacco. I'll savor every shred. Here's why:
Bendigo is rare outside of the Emerald Isle, and is enjoyed primarily by the
"established" Irish pipe smoker. "Established", in this sense, means
impervious to doses of nicotine that would render most humans unconscious.
Bendigo truly delivers in this department. If you fail to be satisfied by
its rich and flavorful smoke, then you need to see a doctor.
The jet-black plug is a delight to the eye. Though similar to a black rope
tobacco in color, the bar is extremely compact. A sharp knife is needed to
shave off the slices, which--after rubbing out--require only a slight amount
of drying to reach perfect smoking condition. The resulting cut is somewhat
fine, and very easy to keep lit.
OK. What does it taste like? What does it smell like?
My best description of Bendigo is that it's like a *strong* version of
Condor without the heavy Condor scent. It's suprisingly smooth on the mouth
and throat, but has an extremely intense and satisfying flavor. It has all
the strength of a heavy dark-fired tobacco without dark-fired's
throat-tickling--and at times irritating--qualities. This is marvelous.
There's also a subtle cigar-like flavor underneath, similar in nature to
G&H's Dark Bird's Eye. However, the comparison stops there: Bendigo is
considerably stronger than DBE. On the G&H strength scale, it would be
necessary to recalibrate DBE to a 5 in order to make room for Bendigo at
somewhere between 9 and 10.
The aroma is heavenly. It's considerably more understated than Condor, yet
possesses that indescribable charm that Condor and Coniston Cut Plug
fanciers like myself seem to enjoy. It would be overdoing it to say that
Bendigo is "aromatic" in the sense of Condor. Nonetheless, the aroma is
entirely bewitching: Bendigo just wouldn't be the same without it. I'm at a
loss to describe the exact nature of the aroma. It's unique.
Ian tells me that a number of experienced Irish pipe smokers in the West
Country seem to favor Bendigo. I can fully understand this. It gets to the
essence of pipe smoking satisfaction, much like a small shot of high-quality
espresso does for the confirmed coffee lover. I'm quite content with just a
half-bowl in my small Astleys newmarket.
I have no hesitation in rating Bendigo at the top of the list for strong
smokes. Smoother and more flavorful than Coniston Cut Plug in my book, but
far more potent. Not to be missed!
Thanks again to my good friend Ian for this wonderful gift!
Regards,
Mark