Nate, you are foremost, entertaining, but also informative. I've been following your threads since the "For the love of God, someone stop me"! post. You've got way more disposable income than me, but I like reading about your exploits and adventures in the life of piping.
But now I think it's time to trade in your green knit hat for a more stylish Jayne Cobb knit hat. Firefly/Serenity fan? Check it out, you need this hat. Why? Winter is coming, and because I'm having my grand daughter make me one.