reminds me of the Congressman that got busted by an undercover cop for cruising in I think the Denver airport mens room. He claimed he accidentally gave the undercover cop the secret hand sign for hooking up. Also reminds me of the Priest who kept slipping the shower and getting things stuck in his anus that the emergency room had to remove.
To tie it back to the subject of tobacco smoking... Did you know according to patients no one smokes more then five cigs a day. And most people have at most three drinks at parties.