THE MAKING OF A GREAT MORTA PIPE

[HeavyLeadBelly]

Well, now your condition is becoming more evident.

Thank you. I just checked in to see what condition my condition was in

Yeah

Yeah

Ohhh yeah

 

[MisterBadger]

If it's cheap morta, then it isn't morta.

 

[tbradsim1]

Morta!, Becker, I assure you they weren’t cheap

 

[lukasstrifeson]

Thank you. I just checked in to see what condition my condition was in

Yeah

Yeah

Ohhh yeah

Apparently dudes got no sense of humor.

 

[UltraBlue]

Thank you. I just checked in to see what condition my condition was in Yeah Yeah Ohhh yeah

If it's cheap morta, then it isn't morta.

Apparently dudes got no sense of humor.

Yeah, it’s part of the condition….

 

[UltraBlue]

I apologize for posting about my fancy pipes.
So let me make some adjustments so some folks can feel a little better:
For your consideration (TRANSLATION: look at the picture):
A pipe for the underrated citizen.

 

[Briarcutter]

I apologize for posting about my fancy pipes.
So let me make some adjustments so some folks can feel a little better:
For your consideration (TRANSLATION: look at the picture):
A pipe for the underrated citizen.

Now you're talking

 

[TheIronMonkey]

I apologize for posting about my fancy pipes.
So let me make some adjustments so some folks can feel a little better:
For your consideration (TRANSLATION: look at the picture):
A pipe for the underrated citizen.

I’ve enjoyed looking at the majority of your pipes. If I might offer a suggestion—if you use the icon I’ve circled to upload photos, your images will appear inline with your text and display for all to see without having to click the attachments to view. Using this feature makes for easier viewing for forum members and will likely garner more views.

 

[UltraBlue]

I’ve enjoyed looking at the majority of your pipes. If I might offer a suggestion—if you use the icon I’ve circled to upload photos, your images will appear inline with your text and display for all to see without having to click the attachments to view. Using this feature makes for easier viewing for forum members and will likely garner more views.

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Thank you for the suggestion.
I’m new to the protocols of these forums.
That’s a great advice.

 

[HeavyLeadBelly]

Thank you for the suggestion.
I’m new to the protocols of these forums.
That’s a great advice.

Also, Ill say again, if you're showing off your pipes, or bringing attention to a particular type of pipe, which this thread started off as, then make those posts in the “Pipe Talk” part of the forum. It would eliminate some confusion and honestly, that section is mire appropriate for these types of posts.

 

[UltraBlue]

Also, Ill say again, if you're showing off your pipes, or bringing attention to a particular type of pipe, which this thread started off as, then make those posts in the “Pipe Talk” part of the forum. It would eliminate some confusion and honestly, that section is mire appropriate for these types of posts.

Don’t worry.
I’d not post anymore in here.
In that spirit, stop complaining.
I’m sure this is not the section for therapy either.

 

[captainsousie]

Don’t worry.
I’d not post anymore in here.
In that spirit, stop complaining.
I’m sure this is not the section for therapy either.

[Gentle ribbing] For someone who isn't posting anymore, you sure do post a lot. [/Gentle ribbing]

There are a lot here who will gladly give anyone crap. Ignore them and keep posting. I have found some of your posted pipes fun. Decide to ignore the haters and just enjoy the positives.

 

[Briarcutter]

There are a lot here who will gladly give anyone crap. Ignore them and keep posting. I have found some of your posted pipes fun. Decide to ignore the haters and just enjoy the positives.

Yes, this!!! Keep on posting ultarblue, you have some beautiful pipes to share.

 

[Brendan]

Yes please Ultra Blue, keep em coming!

 

[OzPiper]

@UltraBlue

I’m a sucker for pipe porn and enjoy seeing what others deem collectible.

I hope you keep posting pipes from your collection

 

[Smokeybandit]

I apologize for posting about my fancy pipes.
So let me make some adjustments so some folks can feel a little better:
For your consideration (TRANSLATION: look at the picture):
A pipe for the underrated citizen.

Wat da heo!

 

[mortonbriar]

I am enjoying all the pipes you are posting, keep them coming!

Ironically though, the one I liked the most so far is this crazy little clay 'snake-man-thing' you posted (is irony still irony when it is double layered?) because I have never seen its like. It is truly, truly ugly. A while back there was a thread for ugliest pipe, this would have gotten a good run...I hope after all this, that this is not the one pipe you DID make.

 

[Simmerdown☕️]

Nevermind the bullocks! Keep posting your stock. Also, don’t be so easily offended by the mob! Certain member here like to spill paint to see where it splatters. ️