Ok. So Weihnachtsmann has utilised their prowess of German engineering and over design. This box was shamelessly rotated at least 7 times trying to determine the weak point of entry…
The cognitive pressure of Schrödinger’s cat was too much. I hacked at it with a kitchen knife and was grateful to hear no meowing
With the precision packaging of a Matryoshka doll, I at this point hope this isn’t a cruel game of pass the parcel, going through layers of disappointment only to be consoled at the end with a voucher for a virtual air hug
Upon peeling back the first layer of the onion, my wife and kids exclaim that this random internet man has put more effort into wrapping the gifts than I did for my loved ones.
Now I’m really in trouble. Two boxes. Naughty or nice. How do I identify? Will I be publicly shamed for my decision?
Team nice feels as light as a cloud full of cherubs, team naughty is heavy and rattles like a coal miner’s boots.
Which do I open lads?
The most +1s by lunchtime GMT+13 will get opened, and the other will wait in solidarity with the artist formally known as Brad H
