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Richmond B. Funkenhouser

Plebeian Supertaster
Dec 6, 2019
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At the Festivus pole, the rules were quite clear,
No handouts for those who held borders too dear.
Bill stood in the line with a hopeful display,
But the judges of grievances turned him away.
"Your loyalties lie with the leaf and the snow,
To the land of the north where the cold breezes blow."
Since he sided with Canada, bold and sincere,
He was banned from the giveaway prizes this year.
 

brian64

Lifer
Jan 31, 2011
10,700
18,330
At the Festivus pole, the rules were quite clear,
No handouts for those who held borders too dear.
Bill stood in the line with a hopeful display,
But the judges of grievances turned him away.
"Your loyalties lie with the leaf and the snow,
To the land of the north where the cold breezes blow."
Since he sided with Canada, bold and sincere,
He was banned from the giveaway prizes this year.

Truly magnificent prose, that no Canadian sympathizer is worthy of!
 

Servant King

Geriatric Millennial
Nov 27, 2020
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35,613
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Frazier Park, CA
www.thechembow.com
An excerpt from Mike Maloney's The Great Gold & Silver Rush of the 21st Century:

"So now let's add it all up to try to estimate just how much currency could come chasing gold and silver...versus 1980, today we have:

-18 times more people around the world that can buy precious metals
-55 times more currency
-56 times more millionaires
-200 times more billionaires
-220 times more available consumer credit
-31.5 times more assets under management
-49 times greater global stock market cap

"...it really doesn't matter that there's 55 times more currency in the world. What matters is that almost all of the newly created currency went to people who were already well off, people who have significant assets to protect and therefore have an investor's mindset. These are the people who will seek the safety of gold and silver in the next crisis, driving their prices to unimaginable heights.

"...let's say that there's probably 50 times more currency available today for investment in gold than in 1980. Yet the amount of gold in the world has only about doubled, so that's 25 times more currency per ounce. Then, to that 25 times more currency per ounce we must add the speed of light news and market dynamics, and that gold and silver are Giffen goods that create more demand as the price rises, and the fact that their price responds positively to war, geopolitical crises, economic crises, and just about anything else that causes human anxiety...and you can still only get a tiny little inkling of just how big this thing is going to be.

"If the bull market of the 70s drove gold up 25 times and silver up 41 times with only 1/25th the amount of currency per ounce chasing them, and then you add fear to the mix, just what do you think will happen this time around?"