Full time mom. Part time pipe smoker. Often can be found reading, baking, or trying to find someone's missing sock. Happily married.
"With tobacco and literature one could face out any situation, provided, of course, that the book was not written in an unknown tongue." Dorothy Sayers Gaudy Night
Churchlady: So about that father's day sale at the tobacco store....
Husband: Did you buy me a calmer wife?
Churchlady: Pretty much.