My pipes are in order of how loved they are.
Brebbia Iceberg (an Italian made Canadian), The Tusge metal blowfish (it's just perfectly crafted), Laughing King Cob, Peterson green churchwarden (it's the prettiest of them all), Turkish Sevi Meer Churchwarden (I lunt too much for it, give me a place to sit and smoke and it's the best), Plantation Old Dominion cob, Falcon (trustiest among the pipes).
"put bat in your pipe and smoke it"
From the closed captions on a Goldblock ad.