Pipe Smoking Insults - Post Them Here

[jbfrady]

I'll start.

May a ripping wind find you, once you've reached for your matches.

 

[BingBong]

"Stick that in your pipe and smoke it", not so much an insult as the final word in a heated debate.

 

[trouttimes]

Wow! That sh#t smells like Haunted Bookshop!

 

[mpjetset]

"Burn-out, bitch!"

 

[simong]

Pipe down!
(you effing twat......can be added on the end for extra impact).

 

[jbfrady]

May your Stonehaven arrive open and pre-sampled

 

[jpmcwjr]

Not so much insults as wishing ill on another.

 

[jbfrady]

Not so much insults as wishing ill on another.

This is true. Maybe pipe curses? If there's a better term I'm open to a title change

 

[AJL67]

Yah not sure about the topic personally but this is from an old loony toons

Porky Pig:
I'll t-take care of you after I catch that rat.
Supreme Cat:
Ah, your sister smokes corn silk!
Porky Pig:
M-m-my sister doesn't smoke corn silk. S-s-she works at a butcher's shop and sm-sm-smokes hams.

 

[warren]

I consider "piper" an epithet when used to denote a pipe smoker.

 

[Servant King]

Is that a churchwarden nosewarmer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[jbfrady]

Is that a churchwarden nosewarmer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

That one's legitimately glorious

 

[Servant King]

That one's legitimately glorious

Trademark pending...

 

[rsshreck32]

One that was said to me a while back: "I never knew a man who smoked a pipe that worked a day in his life."

 

[brian64]

Your room note is even worse when you're not smoking.

 

[jpmcwjr]

One that was said to me a while back: "I never knew a man who smoked a pipe that worked a day in his life."

Except to some, that'd be a compliment!

 

[jpmcwjr]

Is that a churchwarden nosewarmer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

But that's a compliment- sorta. Churchwarden, yes, nosewarmer, no.

 

[anotherbob]

Going by the title. "it's not the pipe, you could make a falcon gurgle". For you a magnum is a 20 minute smoke.

 

[anotherbob]

One that was said to me a while back: "I never knew a man who smoked a pipe that worked a day in his life."

says more about the people they know. I've worked several days in a 24 hour period many a time.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Is that a churchwarden nosewarmer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

But that's a compliment- sorta. Churchwarden, yes, nosewarmer, no.