2010 U.S. National Slow Smoking Championships
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Bob - Jun 15, 2010
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By Bob Tate
Every year, since 2003, the United Pipe Clubs of America (UPCA) hosts the annual U.S. National Slow Smoking Championships at the Chicago Pipe Show. This year it was held on Sunday May 2, 2010 which was the last day of the show. Slow smoking contests are where contestants get together and see who can smoke their pipe the longest with just one light. Once your pipe goes out, you are out of the contest. The last person smoking is the winner and, at the U.S. Championships, is declared the U.S. Champion.
Each year, the contestants are issued a new, unused competition pipe that is made to specific specifications for use in the contest. Each contestant is issued a pipe, 3 grams of tobacco, a tamper, two matches (one for the charring light and one for the true light), and a piece of paper. For the 2010 contest the pipe was an Aldo Morelli line made by Lorenzetti and the tobacco was G.L. Pease Barbary Coast.
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Pipe smokers from all over the world come to the Chicago Pipe Show and compete in the U.S. Slow Smoking Championships. This year, Kevin and I both entered the contest. This was our first ever slow smoking contest and we had no idea what we were doing. We were quite surprised by all of the rules and different ways that you could be disqualified. You can read more about the rules of preparing your pipe for smoking in the contest by clicking here, Smoking Contest Preparation.
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The first person out this year was Reggie Stevens from the UK with the time of 8 minutes, 30 seconds. He was awarded the UPCA First Out trophy and a jar with 1,000 matches in it to keep his next pipe lit.
Second place went to Steven van Puyvelde (Steven) from Belgium with the time of 1 hour, 9 minutes, 28 seconds. He received a Northern Briars pipe made by Ian Walker.
First place, and the 2010 U.S. National Champion is Raymond Lykins (Birmingham0irish) from Alabama, U.S.A. with the time of 1 hour, 11 minutes, 29 seconds. Along with his trophies and Bonfiglioli Pipes Plaque,he received a Le Nuvole pipe.
Everyone who competed in the competition received a prize. The prizes ranged from lighters, all the way to pipes. Kevin received an 8oz tin of Sutliff Private Stock Sunrise Smoke and I received a Savinelli 2009 U.S. Competition Pipe.
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Here is the complete list of the 2010 U.S. National Slow Smoking Competition results:
1. Raymond Lykins 1h 11m 29s
2. Steven van Puyvelde 1h 9m 28s
3. John Hamilton 1h 7m 48s
4. Red Hat 1h 4m 58s
5. Chris Slater 1h 4m 45s
6. Tom Pfaeffle 1h 01m 10s
7. Roy Fazalare 0h 59m 02s
8. Fat Max 0h 56m 52s
9, Martin Bader 0h 53m 41s
10. Pierre Pams 0h 53m 28s
11. Brad Berard 0h 53m 15s
12. Doc Garr 0h 50m 24s
13. Craig Watness 0h 48m 22s
14. Buddy Winemiller 0h 48m 14s
15. Mike Rothenberger 0h 47m 31s
16. Jackie Craen 0h 46m 44s
17. Robert Vacher 0h 45m 18s
18. Burt Brown 0h 44m 30s
19. Terri Weist 0h 43m 55s
20. John Warner 0h 42m 11s
21. Lou Carbone 0h 42m 00s
22. Jeff Weiner 0h 41m 10s
23. Aaron Harris 0h 41m 08s
24. Andrei Knotko 0h 40m 41s
25. Dom Anticev 0h 40m 30s
26. Joe Molieri 0h 39m 38s
27. Hank Saatchi 0h 38m 31s
28. Lev Vasilyev 0h 37m 18s
29. Bob Tate 0h 36m 36s
30. Manduela 0h 36m 24s
31. Alain Letulier 0h 33m 25s
32. Kyle Southern 0h 32m 45s
33. Curtis Ellis 0h 31m 55s
34. Jim McFadden 0h 31m 41s
35. Jim Lissner 0h 31m 34s
36. Bill Miller 0h 30m 49s
37. Ian Walker 0h 30m 03s
38. Rickey Harris 0h 29m 45s
39. Martin Vollmer 0h 28m 45s
40. Antoine Grenard 0h 28m 30s
41. Mike Keilty 0h 27m 46s
42. Jaden Hewlen 0h 26m 19s
43. Craig Cobine 0h 25m 54s
44. Steve Greathouse 0h 25m 44s
45. Nathan Harris 0h 25m 42s
46. Craig Norris 0h 23m 43s
47. Tom Dinelli 0h 22m 58s
48. Greg Kowalczyk 0h 22m 18s
49. Tony Pascual 0h 22m 15s
50. Jotham Tausig 0h 21m 19s
51. Harry Malin 0h 21m 08s
52. Kevin Godbee 0h 20m 28s
53. Milton Strasburg 0h 11m 41s
54. Reggie Stevens 0h 08m 30s
When we first signed up for the contest, we initially thought that it would just be something fun to do while covering the contest. But once we actually started the contest, and lasted longer than one minute, we started to become serious about it. Once Kevin saw that he was not the first person out, he became super serious and I couldn’t even coax one word from him. He just stared straight ahead and was concentrating on his pipe. It was a great time and we had a blast. If you have never competed in a slow smoking contest, make sure that you enter the next available one that you are able to attend. You will have a great time!
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