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Jim Sobie

Starting to Get Obsessed
Jun 13, 2021
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556
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Allen Park, Michigan
It's a cool and quiet evening on my porch in Allen Park. I have a cup of coffee at my elbow and a bowlful of Balkan Supreme just barely smoldering and I suddenly wondered what the fictional head of MI6 smoked.

I've read the Fleming novels backwards and forwards. Whether it was in his office on Regents Park or in his study at Quarterdeck (his home), Admiral Sir Myles Messervy was seldom without a pipe in his teeth and his tobacco canister (made from a cut down naval shell) at his elbow.

Now Bond's cigarettes (which were in fact Ian Fleming's cigarettes) were a Balkan mixture custom made by Morlands of Grosvenor Street, with three gold bands, of which Bond (and again Fleming) smoked sixty a day. I leave it to you to figure out how the world's most famous spy managed to fight bad guys and bed half a dozen women and keep the COPD at bay.

But nary a mention of what M smoked. He was a Navy man, a navy flake? Balkan Sobranie? Or perhaps some stout Dunhill mixture made to his own specifications?

I sit and puff this Balkan and a few weeks into piping I'm slowing down and getting the general nuance. And it tastes to me of those old spy novels. Smoke filled casinos, gunpowder, the barking exhaust of a Bentley 4.5 litre and perhaps a curl of smoke from M's pipe as he sends Bond off on another harrowing mission...
 

Jim Sobie

Starting to Get Obsessed
Jun 13, 2021
108
556
46
Allen Park, Michigan
I literally just finished reading Forever and A Day. It's a Bond book from 2018 written by Anthony Horowitz. I guess he is the new Bond author, as they've continued the stories since Fleming's death. Anyways, in it M is smoking Capstan Navy Flake!
Well it's a relief they have SOME smoking. One of the Bond continuation novels I read in the early 2000s had Bond as a former smoker or some such nonsense.

Capstan Navy Flake would work tho...I plan to get a tin on my next purchase...
 

Jim Sobie

Starting to Get Obsessed
Jun 13, 2021
108
556
46
Allen Park, Michigan
Several times, I tried to figure out what brand of pipe Bernard Lee smoked in the Bond movies, but never have. Never saw a white spot on his pipes, so he didn't smoke Dunhills.
One could debate endlessly who was the best Bond, but Bernard Lee will always be the quintessential M to me... stolid, dry, irritable. Lol
 

anotherbob

Lifer
Mar 30, 2019
15,788
29,615
45
In the semi-rural NorthEastern USA
Now Bond's cigarettes (which were in fact Ian Fleming's cigarettes) were a Balkan mixture custom made by Morlands of Grosvenor Street, with three gold bands, of which Bond (and again Fleming) smoked sixty a day. I leave it to you to figure out how the world's most famous spy managed to fight bad guys and bed half a dozen women and keep the COPD at bay.
being fictional helps
 

anotherbob

Lifer
Mar 30, 2019
15,788
29,615
45
In the semi-rural NorthEastern USA
It's a cool and quiet evening on my porch in Allen Park. I have a cup of coffee at my elbow and a bowlful of Balkan Supreme just barely smoldering and I suddenly wondered what the fictional head of MI6 smoked.

I've read the Fleming novels backwards and forwards. Whether it was in his office on Regents Park or in his study at Quarterdeck (his home), Admiral Sir Myles Messervy was seldom without a pipe in his teeth and his tobacco canister (made from a cut down naval shell) at his elbow.

Now Bond's cigarettes (which were in fact Ian Fleming's cigarettes) were a Balkan mixture custom made by Morlands of Grosvenor Street, with three gold bands, of which Bond (and again Fleming) smoked sixty a day. I leave it to you to figure out how the world's most famous spy managed to fight bad guys and bed half a dozen women and keep the COPD at bay.

But nary a mention of what M smoked. He was a Navy man, a navy flake? Balkan Sobranie? Or perhaps some stout Dunhill mixture made to his own specifications?

I sit and puff this Balkan and a few weeks into piping I'm slowing down and getting the general nuance. And it tastes to me of those old spy novels. Smoke filled casinos, gunpowder, the barking exhaust of a Bentley 4.5 litre and perhaps a curl of smoke from M's pipe as he sends Bond off on another harrowing mission...
That's the neat thing about fiction. Well what's neat is it can be what ever the hell you imagine him to be smoking. What your grandpa smoked sure why not. As an amateur author sometimes you leave out details simply because you know the reader will fill in the details they want or more accurately what their subconscious will edit in.
Also reminds me of a fan theory. Which is James Bond isn't a man but a title for a high risk job. So it's not all different actors playing the same man, but different men with the same job. Which would certainly explain a lot of the behavior. If you might be dead tomorrow why wear a rubber and worry about disease you won't live long enough to suffer from.
 
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Several times, I tried to figure out what brand of pipe Bernard Lee smoked in the Bond movies, but never have. Never saw a white spot on his pipes, so he didn't smoke Dunhills.
Unless, of course, he did the somewhat popular blacking out of the spot. Anecdotally, some populists found it necessary to cover up the fact they had a Dunhill.


I also have tried without success to identify any of Bernard Lee's pipes.