First, I didn't smoke pipes so as not to imitate my dad. Later I didn't smoke pipes so as not to imitate my professors. As a child, I did the usual sneak smoking of cigarettes, turned green, and never smoked cigarettes much. My first, late wife smoked cigarettes heavily, so I eventually bought a pipe and tobacco, and smoked moderately. Later when my wife quit, I quit to reinforce her effort. After she was gone, I picked it up again when I bought a hand-carved pipe at the state fair, and more regularly when my second wife was in rehab after hip surgery complications, as a way to center myself in the evening when I didn't really want to drink alcohol. When I started with a pipe, I had all the moves down cold, from watching my dad as a kid.