Whose Going to Newark Tomorrow?

[Sloopjohnbee]

EDIT: Fixed Capitalization in Title (See Rule 9) - Bob

Can anyone on here chime in about NY Pipe Show March 14?

 

[alaskanpiper]

I am hoping to never go to Newark ever.

 

[BROBS]

NYC's DUMP

 

[Sloopjohnbee]

NYC's DUMP

NYC is a dump I've lived there all my life and now I live in Jersey and it's much nicer; albeit Newark is grimefest with lead in the water.

 

[BROBS]

haha yes I am sure NYC is a dump.. I mean Newark was their literal garbage dump.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Ugh, NYC. My sister lives in Manhattan. Why anyone would want to live somewhere that constantly reeks of hot garbage and stale piss is beyond me.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

haha yes I am sure NYC is a dump.. I mean Newark was their literal garbage dump.

The dumping grounds for another place, which is also a dump, to dump trash.

 

[BROBS]

Ugh, NYC. My sister lives in Manhattan. Why anyone would want to live somewhere that constantly reeks of hot garbage and stale piss is beyond me.

but don't worry you won't need a firearm there.. perfectly safe.

 

[Sloopjohnbee]

Ugh, NYC. My sister lives in Manhattan. Why anyone would want to live somewhere that constantly reeks of hot garbage and stale piss is beyond me.

Such a dump; is she a social justice warrior? I see literally no reason to live in that dump other than to be with people who seem to care about meaningless social ideals that never get fixed. That Mayor De Blasio is the worst mayor in history; Bloomberg was surprisingly decent.

 

[BROBS]

I WANT TO CONTROL YOUR SODA INTAKE

 

[alaskanpiper]

Such a dump; is she a social justice warrior? I see literally no reason to live in that dump other than to be with people who seem to care about meaningless social ideals that never get fixed. That Mayor De Blasio is the worst mayor in history; Bloomberg was surprisingly decent.

Even worse, an Actor (Aka concierge, usher, waitress, etc.)

 

[Sloopjohnbee]

Even worse, an Actor (Aka concierge, usher, waitress, etc.)

Yes; I've had my fair share of relationship with those. Nice girls with big dreams living in hell on earth.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Yes; I've had my fair share of relationship with those. Nice girls with big dreams living in hell on earth.

Fortunately for her, her living situation is subsidized by loving parents who bought into the dream decades ago and don't have the heart to cut her off.

Whereas if I take a beer out of their fridge, I am mercilessly derided until I replace it with a six pack.

 

[Sloopjohnbee]

Fortunately for her, her living situation is subsidized by loving parents who bought into the dream decades ago and don't have the heart to cut her off.

Whereas if I take a beer out of their fridge, I am mercilessly derided until I replace it with a six pack.

Same here; guess it's us dudes. Is she single? I'm young(thirties) and recently single; I've got some money too

 

[alaskanpiper]

Fortunately for her, her living situation is subsidized by loving parents who bought into the dream decades ago and don't have the heart to cut her off.

Same here; guess it's us dudes. Is she single? I'm young(thirties) and recently single; I've got some money too

Hahaha, with a post like that I wouldn't tell you if she was! Kidding aside, no she is not. Married to a lighting dude.

 

[Sloopjohnbee]

Hahaha, with a post like that I wouldn't tell you if she was! Kidding aside, no she is not. Married to a lighting dude.

figured there's some common ground; you seem like you come from some good people with good stock

 

[alaskanpiper]

figured there's some common ground; you seem like you come from some good people with good stock

Yes, we have a fine stable of women for perusal. Most of them come pretty cheap too, depending on your social connections and financial standing. I can set up a viewing if you like, get you a bidder number.

 

[briarbuck]

Gents NY NY just declared a State of Emergency. Events are going to get locked down for a couple of weeks. You may want to call ahead to make sure it's happening.

 

[Sloopjohnbee]

Yes, we have a fine stable of women for perusal. Most of them come pretty cheap too, depending on your social connections and financial standing. I can set up a viewing if you like, get you a bidder number.

So you have MORE SISTERS I take it :D?

 

[alaskanpiper]

Gents NY NY just declared a State of Emergency. Events are going to get locked down for a couple of weeks. You may want to call ahead to make sure it's happening.

SOE declared in AK as well. Too bad declarations don't magically make test kits appear.