Didn't someone not too long ago reveal the Southeast as the area where more tobacco was being sold wholesale? Which makes sense to me, as seeing all of you other guys going on and on about being lone pipers in seclusion, I do see pipes out and about. But, that also may be the social nature of people down here in the Heart of Dixie anyways. Maybe there are more pipers above the Mason-Dixon, but you all stay tucked away in seclusion with your one bowl a day smokers hiding in basements and garages or back porches. Whereas we Southerners take our pipes out for the public to enjoy our aromas and bask in our coolness. This keeps down the anti-smoking crowd, because we have adequate ambassadors. And, up North, the only info on smokers is what they get from the TV. Hell, I can still smoke in restaurants and hotels down here. People still shoot me a smile when they get a whiff of my pipe. And, I have even been asked by friends at social setting if I would fire up my pipe for everyone to enjoy. "I love how the smell of your pipe lingers in my home long after you've gone."
Maybe you Yanks should get out and spread the love, be an ambassador for pipes. Spread the love and enthusiasm... Don't just set in some basement like a cranky all fart, sipping one bowl a day in isolation. If more people were considerate ambassadors, maybe we wouldn't find ourselves in this outlook of tobacco disdain that the evil cigarette f%#@ers put us in.
Maybe you Yanks should get out and spread the love, be an ambassador for pipes. Spread the love and enthusiasm... Don't just set in some basement like a cranky all fart, sipping one bowl a day in isolation. If more people were considerate ambassadors, maybe we wouldn't find ourselves in this outlook of tobacco disdain that the evil cigarette f%#@ers put us in.