Ask Alexa to play you "Waltzing With Bears," an absurdist lyric about Uncle Walter who keeps escaping the family home to, yes, go waltzing with bears -- shaggy bears, raggy bears, saggy bears too. The hair of the bears shows up on his new coat, then some new torn spots. When he's finally convinced to stay home, the bears barge in and insist on taking Uncle Walter dancing, at least one dance a day. It's as insane and witty as it sounds. I believe it is on youTube too. Then ask Alexa to play you "Be Kind To Your Parents," with Pete Seeger singing. It's a lyric urging kids, in the same slightly condescending tone people take toward children's behavior -- to "be kind to your parents, even though they don't deserve it," etc. Because one day you may wake up and find you're a parent too.