What if There's a Fly in Your Pint Glass?

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Title shortened and de-capped. Original:
"What Would You Do If There's A Fly In You Pint Glass?"

Why.. I'll take it out and enjoy the rest of the pint.

 

[Sigmund]

Id ask if it needed a smoke with its ale.

 

[paulfg]

dont worry,it wont drink much

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

If I had plenty of beer in the fridge I'd pour it out, but if it was one of my last I'd get the fly out and carry on.

 

[Sigmund]

Or add a shot of whisky to make sure all the germs die.

 

[JOHN72]

Do you mean the trumpet fly? Damn devil fly. I think I'd throw away my beer. It disgusts me horribly.

 

[Merton]

hold it us by its little wings, look at it directly ans say: "spit it out"

 

[Smoke Wagon]

They land in my glencairn glass all the time. I flick them out. The alcohol kills and germs they may have had.

 

[Kobold]

Drink it down. Get that extra protein.

 

[jaytex1969]

He would have to chip in for his fair share...


Jay

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

Grab another glass and start over! I used to think it was clever to tease my sisters by letting my beagle have a slurp out of my milk glass when I was a kid, now I don't want anyone or anything else's spit or byproducts in anything I eat or drink, lol.

 

[walkingpipeguy]

My cousin had a fit once when there was a fly in a bottle of home brew I gave him. Could have been worse, at least it wasn't a mouse.

 

[captainsousie]

hold it us by its little wings, look at it directly ans say: "spit it out"

Beat me to it.

 

[bullet08]

My cousin had a fit once when there was a fly in a bottle of home brew I gave him. Could have been worse, at least it wasn't a mouse.

Should have told him "it's like tequila. I put it in there on purpose."

 

[greysmoke]

If it's still swimming? I'd screw up a napkin and give it a lift out. If it's floating belly up on the surface, I'd mutter a brief prayer, scoop it out, and finish my beer. It's alcohol, after all.

 

[kcghost]

Flick him out and move on with your drinking.

 

[sablebrush52]

I'd ask the management if they intended to charge extra for the protein.

 

[VDL_Piper]

I’d grab him out and tell him to spit the little thief!!

 

[Sig]

We eat outside a lot.
A bug in the food/drink kinda goes with the meal.

 

[renfield]

Different people handle it differently.

A Londoner would gasp and have a new beverage brought to him immediately.

An Irishman would pluck the fly out and finish the beer.

A Scotsman would grab the fly by its wigs, shaking it violently saying “Cough it up you wee bastard, you’ll not be stealing my beer!”