Well I never, a Cannibalistic Vegan!

[mawnansmiff]

This guy must have been more than peckish, but to want to eat someone's nose

Beyond Meat: Vegan food executive accused of biting man's nose

Beyond Meat's Douglas Ramsey is charged with 'terroristic threatening' in a post-football match row.

www.bbc.co.uk

Regards,

Jay.

 

[Briar Lee]

This guy must have been more than peckish, but to want to eat someone's nose

Beyond Meat: Vegan food executive accused of biting man's nose

Beyond Meat's Douglas Ramsey is charged with 'terroristic threatening' in a post-football match row.

www.bbc.co.uk

Regards,

Jay.

Mr Ramsey previously had a three-decade career at meat processing giant Tyson Foods, where he oversaw the company's poultry and McDonald's business units.

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True parable time

My father, and his father before him, and his father before him were dairy producers.

_You can imagine their distaste for oleomargarine.

Only butter was served to guests in our home, and the Humansville Schools forbid anything but butter, but when nobody saw we used Blue Bonnet margarine.

Fake butter has long been engineered to taste better than real butter.

Not that any diary man would admit it.

 

[Kobold]

Mr Ramsey previously had a three-decade career at meat processing giant Tyson Foods, where he oversaw the company's poultry and McDonald's business units.

—

True parable time

My father, and his father before him, and his father before him were dairy producers.

_You can imagine their distaste for oleomargarine.

Only butter was served to guests in our home, and the Humansville Schools forbid anything but butter, but when nobody saw we used Blue Bonnet margarine.

Fake butter has long been engineered to taste better than real butter.

Not that any diary man would admit it.

I definitely don’t think margarine tastes better than butter. Nothing better than some room temperature unsalted butter on some warm bread.

 

[kcghost]

This would have been more interesting if it had been Gordon Ramsey.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Fake butter has long been engineered to taste better than real butter.

They'd better keep trying, they've yet to succeed.

 

[georged]

Nothing better than some room temperature unsalted butter on some warm bread.

Oh, yes there is...

Ghee

OK, it's actually butter. But it's cooked butter. (the milk solids have been toasted/browned and then removed, which leaves a distinctive yummy flavor behind.)

 

[mingc]

This guy must have been more than peckish, but to want to eat someone's nose

Beyond Meat: Vegan food executive accused of biting man's nose

Beyond Meat's Douglas Ramsey is charged with 'terroristic threatening' in a post-football match row.

www.bbc.co.uk

Regards,

Jay.

He must have had protein deficit cravings!

 

[cosmicfolklore]

One could bite into a hamburger, and still remain vegan. There is a distinct difference between biting and eating. Everyone who has bitten someone, is NOT a cannibal.

 

[bullet08]

I consider myself a vegan. Cows eat rabbit food, don't they? So does rabbits..

 

[brian64]

Cows eat rabbit food, don't they? So does rabbits..

But Penguins are carnivores.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1571990411199258624

 

[mingc]

One could bite into a hamburger, and still remain vegan. There is a distinct difference between biting and eating. Everyone who has bitten someone, is NOT a cannibal.

"I experimented with cannabilism a time or two, and didn't like it. I didn't chew or swallow and I didn't try it again."

 

[bullet08]

But Penguins are carnivores.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1571990411199258624

Thank god, I never had penguins.

 

[OzPiper]

Fake butter has long been engineered to taste better than real butter.

Really ??

You have been brainwashed by the advertising industry

 

[Briar Lee]

Really ??

You have been brainwashed by the advertising industry

My family made real butter, on a dairy farm, and sold it until 1935 at Humansville to be shipped on the railroad.

Even after 1935, for years afterwards they only sold cream. Then they sold whole milk to a cheese plant, and finally Grade A milk of the kind in kid’s school lunches.

When I became an adult I only buy butter. My kids had to get used to it. I’m used to the taste of butter, and I buy it to support the dairy industry.

Another secret dairymen don’t tell is their kids can’t stand hot milk from the cow and the cold milk from the bulk tank is little bette to them.

Every drop of milk I drank growing up on a dairy farm was homogenized and pasteurized.

Artificial and real factory dairy products are somehow manufactured to taste lighter, less like that old cow’s milk straight from the cow.

I only had to try raw milk straight from the cow once.

The fake meat industry is not about vegans. It’s about how much more money big ag can make if they eliminate the cows, pigs, and chickens.

I hope I don’t live to see factory fake meat replace the real thing, but the handwriting is on the wall.

 

[renfield]

"I experimented with cannabilism a time or two, and didn't like it. I didn't chew or swallow and I didn't try it again."

Whether you have a taste for “long pig” just varies from person to person.

 

[Chasing Embers]

 

[georged]

Hm..

Is punk rock still a thing?

If so, "The Cannibal Vegans" would make a good band name.

 

[brian64]

Is punk rock still a thing?

I'm really not sure how much of a thing it still is...I never followed punk rock much. But I would think it's obsolete now that all of western civilization has gone bat-shit crazy. Straight-laced conservative is the new counter-culture.

 

[pantsBoots]

Hm..

Is punk rock still a thing?

If so, "The Cannibal Vegans" would make a good band name.

It's alive and well. It just doesn't make Fox News or CNN

 

[cosmicfolklore]

It's alive and well. It just doesn't make Fox News or CNN

So... more of a PBS thing, eh?