Weird Pipe/Tobacco Related Dreams?

[Ahi Ka]

Does the hobby invade anybody else’s dream life? Any strange or hilarious recollections

Occasionally I’ll find myself smoking a sublime bowl in a dream, or wake up with that sinking feeling as i realise that the killer estate find wasn’t real.

The weirdest by far was yesterday morning. I awoke to the words of someone yelling “WINDJAMMER!”

 

[ashdigger]

I sometimes get the nicotine sweats, is that the same?

 

[jguss]

You mean like a hotdogs-chasing-donuts kind of dream? Or one where you’re a medieval knight playing chess with death? Or involving a stately pleasure dome? Does anything go as long as pipes or tobaccos are present?

 

[anotherbob]

sometimes a pipe is in my dreams but it's rarely the center piece.

 

[Ahi Ka]

You mean like a hotdogs-chasing-donuts kind of dream? Or one where you’re a medieval knight playing chess with death? Or involving a stately pleasure dome? Does anything go as long as pipes or tobaccos are present?

Anything goes I guess...though maybe focus on the pipe tobacco details as opposed to your hotdog or bishop piece.

I sometimes get the nicotine sweats, is that the same?

If you receive visitations or hallucinate then totally!

 

[brian64]

I had a nightmare where @chasingembers was growing garden vegetables out of all my meers.

And another one where I had been kidnapped by @olkofri and forced to smoke nothing but aros all day every day in his car with no heat during a Canadian winter.

 

[captainsousie]

Never a pipe dream (heh) but mostly stress dreams about work.

 

[condorlover1]

I had an odd one where I am in the shower and my bar of soap turns out to be a Warrior Plug!

 

[Ahi Ka]

I had an odd one where I am in the shower and my bar of soap turns out to be a Warrior Plug!

Don’t drop the soap bro! @smudgersmissingleg is always looking for more warrior plug

 

[Casual]

I have dreams where I magically have a couple of hours to smoke a pipe and read something profound. And then I wake up with a toddler poking my eye to “see if I’m up”.

 

[bullet08]

No. Don't dream much.

 

[olkofri]

Plenty. I sometimes even dream of these forums.

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

Don’t drop the soap bro! @smudgersmissingleg is always looking for more warrior plug

I do actually look a bit like Gollum ?

 

[kcghost]

No, I can't say I've had any.

 

[OzPiper]

No, I can't say I've had any.

^^^^^ ?
Must try smoking some of the other stuff ?

 

[greeneyes]

I dreamt this week I was going to see Buddy Holly in concert. I was very excited until I realized Holly doesn't 'do shows' anymore.

 

[Jaylotw]

I’ve had numerous dreams where I’m in some mysterious pipe shop, full of tons of Old Gowrie at $300 a piece and I’ve got to decide if it’s worth it.

 

[shanez]

So, would you say these are, in fact, pipe dreams?

 

[Servant King]

I had a dream where I was asleep, only to be woken by an alien craft landing in my front yard (looked a bit like the mothership from Close Encounters but much smaller). Once I was taken up into the craft and they went about their business, I remarked how their anal probes look a lot like our churchwardens on Earth do. Two or three of them chuckled; the rest were fairly unamused. It was at this moment that I realized the entire crew had the dual lion/shield MacBaren logos on their one-piece tracksuits. I asked them if they were conducting "market research" on behalf of MacBaren. They confirmed that they indeed were, that their new CEO was @BROBS, and the tracksuits were his brainchild. The last thing I remember before blacking out was overhearing something about how CAO blends were going to be replaced with orangutan anus hair, and no one would know the difference, or something to that effect. When I woke up, the first thing I did was log onto Amazon and P&C, and buy a tracksuit and some Moontrance respectively.

Has anyone else had this dream? Perhaps with minor variations?

 

[Ahi Ka]

What the heck is a one piece track suit?