Today, April 6, is Plan Your Epitaph Day

[Ettrick puffer]

At last peace from a heid nipping wife ?
Happy smokes and happy trails on the other side when it comes.
Happy smokes
Ettrick puffer

 

[Streeper541]

 

[kcghost]

Mine will read:

I Think I Will Go Down To the Pub and Talk a Little Treason

 

[gamzultovah]

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NOW YOU TELL ME!!!

 

[Olkofri]

Here lies a man who died,
Nobody mourned, nobody cried.
How he lived, how he fared,
Nobody knew, nobody cared.

 

[mso489]

Hemingway either said or quoted the epitaph:

Pardon Me If I Don't Get Up

 

[renfield]

The day started out well enough, but it just goes to show you...

 

[username]

“Pepperoni and cheese”

 

[scloyd]

“Pepperoni and cheese”

400°F
19-21 minutes

 

[Toast]

He's Toast.

 

[mso489]

The Warnings On Tobacco Tins Had Nothing To Do With It

 

[cosmicfolklore]

 

[gamzultovah]

Pause, stranger, when you pass me by
As you are now, so once was I
As I am now, so you will be
So prepare for death and follow me

An unknown passerby read those words and underneath scratched this reply:
To follow you I’m not content
Until I know which way you went

 

[mikethompson]

 

[gamzultovah]

He's Toast.

Nice play on words…