It says it. There are handful of vices that men can enjoy. But the tobacco has to be the least expensive if we keep it to pipe. Cigs are US$7+ a pack, even here. Cigars are rather further up north. Spirits are about as expensive as cigs and up where gods reside. Coffee, now the coffee is funny thing. Never thought about how much 2 lbs coffee beans cost. It seems to last forever. I'm finding out coffee are rather expensive. Who knew? Sex? Hell, I'm too tired most of the time and if I move wrong, my kidneys will kill me. What else is there? I think that covers it all. Long live tobacco!