To My Future Customers

[woodsroad]

If you use this kit, you’ll have four tampers you can use with pipes you take from @Chasing Embers ’s funeral pyre.

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I have some cruddy old pipes with these gauche white dots on them. I thought I’d just hot glue them end-to-end to make legs.

 

[Terry Lennox]

There was a time (around 2010 or 2011) when Samuel Gawith used sealed foil mylar in their 250 gram boxes. It was great. Then at some point they switched to just wrapping it in a folded plastic bag.

 

[PiperdownCan]

Good god, if I lived outside of Canada for 5 minutes my cellar would be ridiculous

 

[woodsroad]

Good god, if I lived outside of Canada for 5 minutes my cellar would be ridiculous

Not to mention your living room furniture.

 

[Peterson314]

Rub it against a cheesegrater a few times, then leave it on the forest floor of the Amazon for a couple of days. Then soak in wildebeest urine for about three hours, and wrap it in packing tape.

He said 507, not OGS.

 

[Mrs. Pickles]

that was just ordered and delivered a relative minute ago

Gotta think ahead to the Dutch tulip pipe tobacco markets of tomorrow.

Gentlemen, may I present an exemplary two ounce lot of Super Value Black & Gold, recently recovered from in a weird guy’s closet in Tucson, Arizona. Bidding will start at six bitcoin. Good luck to all.

 

[Servant King]

He said 507, not OGS.

Then swap wildebeest urine for ocelot urine, otherwise the treatment process is identical.

 

[huntertrw]

While experimenting with various methods to preserve his someday-to-be-precious five-pound block of pipe-tobacco. Woodsroad recalled a technique he once saw demonstrated in a movie. Unfortunately, it did not work out exactly as planned...



He will be rejoining the Forums as soon as he thaws out.

 

[woodsroad]

My eyes are starting to move again.

 

[renfield]

“I love this tobacco.”

“I know.”