The (Un)Official Secret Santa 2020!

[Kozeman]

@condorlover1 i have been informed by a forum member that Santa is coming for you from across the Atlantic. Be warned. It sounds nasty.

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Chris Farley Kringle

 

[Kozeman]

Boy, if I would of got Kozeman, I could of dropped it off at his brewpub and had a beer with him...if their open...damn pandemic.

We are open. Just say the password at the door. The password is Swordfish.

 

[brut666]

Big props to @woodsroad for his careful geographical considerations. I sneakily dropped off my package in person today, since my target was only 20 minutes away from the house ?

Favouritism I'd call that ?

 

[timt]

She's in the hands of the USPS as of now.

 

[dcon]

Research is done. Goodies are packed. Package is labeled. Going out USPS Priority Mail on the way to work in the morning.

 

[mikethompson]

Favouritism I'd call that ?

You had your chance to treat me right!

 

[brut666]

I see what's going on here, picking on the Brit, nice ?

 

[Jwebb90]

Big props to @woodsroad for his careful geographical considerations. I sneakily dropped off my package in person today, since my target was only 20 minutes away from the house ?

Maybe I'll do the same ?

 

[cigarsmker]

Package will be in the hands of the usps in the morning

 

[bnichols23]

Mine won't be much of a secret when it arrives since my return address is on the label.

I thought you learned your lesson on that a couple of years ago!

 

[bnichols23]

“codger blend version of a fruitcake”...sounds a bit like some of our forum members

HUMPH. I take Grave Exception to that. Not only does I codge, but I also happen to LOVE fruitcake!

 

[BarrelProof]

I just looked it up and this tobacco I purchased from SmokingPipes is going to travel almost 9,000 miles round trip in order to be delivered somewhere within 150 miles of SmokingPipes.

 

[mtwaller]

Favouritism I'd call that ?

You do NOT want to know what I had to do to secure this luxury. I’m scarred for life.

 

[Jwebb90]

Got my package today and could not wait for Christmas to open it. The BBF is an all time favorite and the Roper’s Roundels is one I have yet to try. My secret Santa did very well!

 

[jaytex1969]

My package was surrendered to agents of the federal government today.

Godspeed, little box!

 

[Bengel]

Package on the way tomorrow

 

[woodsroad]

I just looked it up and this tobacco I purchased from SmokingPipes is going to travel almost 9,000 miles round trip in order to be delivered somewhere within 150 miles of SmokingPipes.

’splain me?

 

[Spinkle]

Everything is in order but I missed the post deadline at 5 - got carried away with some work. Will walk across the street to the postal outlet and get the box on its way tomorrow!

 

[wyfbane]

Tobaccos Selected and boxed. Will mail tomorrow.

 

[BarrelProof]

’splain me?

I forget the numbers, now, but SmokingPipes is like 4,500 miles from my house. One of the tins I’m throwing in my secret Santa box I’ll be sending out was purchased from SP. They’re going to ship it to me (~4,500 miles) and then I’m going to put it into a box and ship it back (~4,500 miles) to someone who lives within 150 miles of SmokingPipes’ location.

So, that tin will have roughly 9,000 miles of travel time when it gets to its final resting place.