The Golden Years (Humor)

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yuri66

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Tony and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully watched their pennies.
Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
One day, their good health didn't help when they went on yet another holiday vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.
They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.'

Tony asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.'

Tony looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth..

'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled Tony..

'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.'
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch.

'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to Tony. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.'
Tony looked around and nervously asked Yvonne 'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?'
'That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat and drink as much as you like and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!'
'No gym to work out at?' said Tony
'Not unless you want to,' was the answer.
'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...'
'Never again'
Tony glared at Yvonne and said, 'You and your Fricken Bran Flakes. We could have been here ten years ago!'
Have A Happy Life And Give someone A Smile.

 

mluyckx

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:rofl:
Just sent it to my sister-in-law who's an RN. I love her to death and she's a great person. But she also gives me a hard time about smoking and food habits. The other day during a family birthday dinner, she was talking about a certain steak chain from down under's big fried onion appetizer and about how bad it was and how you shouldn't eat this and yaddee, yaddee, yaddee. We shared one on the table and I had one or two little pieces. But my poor brother-in-law just had to have this dog puppy look in his eyes and drool... I'll see what she says to this email :rofl:
Thanks Yuri... you made my day !!

 

baronsamedi

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You know what I say. Eat Right. Exercize. Die Anyway! My wife says I make everyone around me fat, including the dog.

 
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