Stuck in New Member Status

[WVOldFart]

If this is accurate then I should be a Junior Member.

At the moment you are listed with 23 posts. When you reach 50 posts you will become a Junior Member. This will automatically happen. It comes to you like a voice in the wind and from that day on you will never be the same (and you'll piss your pants a lot- it goes along with the title).

 

[didimauw]

Find your inner compulsive and post, uh, quite a bit. If it's informative about pipes and tobacco, that's really good. Sometimes I have to reprimand myself: You can't identify that pipe; keep your hands off the keyboard.

I do this too. Start typing sentences and realize I brought nothing to the table....and then delete and go to bed instead lol

 

[sablebrush52]

I do this too. Start typing sentences and realize I brought nothing to the table....and then delete and go to bed instead lol

Delete? Never! My best posts bring nothing to the table!

 

[Dublin Old Man]

At the moment you are listed with 23 posts. When you reach 50 posts you will become a Junior Member. This will automatically happen. It comes to you like a voice in the wind and from that day on you will never be the same (and you'll piss your pants a lot- it goes along with the title).

You are correct about the post count. I was looking at the reaction score. I hope you are wrong about pissing in pants.

 

[Andriko]

I heard that before lockdown, when you reached a certain, but secret, number of posts they flew you out to some state in the USA - Vancouver I think - for a special ceremony where you would have to give them all your pipes. In return you would recieve a 1oz. sample of Esoterika Penzance and a unique Corn Cob pipe which you then had to smoke wearing a blindfold whilst you'd get a number of lashings equal to your post count from a fat dominatrix called 'Beast'.

Post covid you just get a crappy title on your profile.