Strangest "room note" comments

[unkleyoda]

unkleyoda:

When the wife tells you that, what are you doing wasting time with the likes of us?

You gotta take a break sometimes. I mean, she is always horny, seriously.......seriously.

 

[didimauw]

You gotta take a break sometimes. I mean, she is always horny, seriously.......seriously.

Oh what a terrible life... :roll:

 

[toobfreak]

They need to invent a spray that when it combines in the air with something you don't like, cig smoke, pipe, etc., the two combine to smell like something great! That would solve a lot of problems.

 

[pipestud]

Had some family over one night for dinner. Afterwards I sat in my easy chair and lit up a strong Latakia blend. A minute or two later my 8-year old grandson said, "who tootied?"

 

[lifesizehobbit]

These are the people who put potpourri in their drawers...

Potpurri? I thought she was hiding a bag of chips from me. That explains a lot.

 

[paddypiper]

My wife once told me that Early Morning Pipe smelled like burnt nose hairs.

 

[blackbeard]

Was trying mabaren vanilla flake....was commented on as smelling of a "squirrel turd"

 

[ravkesef]

<p>I was smoking an English mixture in college, and my roommate always complained that it smelled like farts. I knew I had hit upon something good there, because it would disguise the odor when I felt the need to pass some gas.

 

[warren]

There was no comment. My wife just started hurriedly opening windows and doors to the outside.

 

[cossackjack]

While smoking Brazilian Araparica Castanho rope, SWMBO asked if I was smoking Durian which smells like month old sweat socks & jock strap in a garbage dump.

 

[didimauw]

There was no comment. My wife just started hurriedly opening windows and doors to the outside.

There's no way the outdoors smelled better than your pipe!