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mate

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Post your "Smoking Jokes" here
I encourage:

Politically Incorrect Jokes

Corny is OK

Anti-Smoking Nazi BASHING is encouraged
Disclaimer Admin (Kevin) has no prior knowledge of this, and is not responsible for any ones feathers that have been ruffled. He can of course delete and or modify any content
Mate aka John

 

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An “Old Battle Ax” is walking past an “Outdoor Coffee Shop” at midday and sees an extremely attractive young lady enjoying a Robosto.
With as much disdain as she can muster the hag walks up to the young lady and blurts out, “That’s disgusting, I’d rather have sex”.
With out missing a beat, the young woman replies, “So would I, but there is just not enough time on a Lunch-Break”

 

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I'd Vote for this Man


see: http://my.wrif.com/drewmike/index.php?s=kenya+obama
Its Michelle's Fault

• He promised Michelle he would quit smoking before running for president - he didn’t

 

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That pipe is funny. I should get one so my computer can puff a pipe while I'm working. That should calm it down enough to work right, lol.

 

mate

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Is an Estate Dunhill worth more than a New SUV
Two old buddies, are heading off on their Annual Fishing Trip. For arguments sake we’ll call them Kevin and Bob
Bob notices that Kevin is being more grumpy than usual and tries to lighten things up by way of conversation.
Bob: “So Kev, last week was your birthday, happy belated”
Kevin: “Thanks” grudgingly
Bob: “Say, did, Laura, buy you that Estate Dunhill that you were constantly hinting at?”
Kevin: “Na”
Bob: “Well what did she get you instead”
Kevin: “SUV”
Bob: “New or used?”
Kevin: “New of course”
Bob is extremely puzzled as Kevin is still driving the same beat-up pick-up that was already old when Saddam was considered an ally.
Bob: “You know Kev, you and I have been friends for a long time, and I’m entitled to say that you are an ungrateful sour puss, Laura buys you a New SUV instead of a second hand pipe, and that has you in a bad mood.”
Kevin: “Humph!”
Bob: “Well what kind of an SUV was it anyway?”
Kevin: “Socks, Underwear, Viagra”

 

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Tobacco Smoke Enema,

Tobacco Smoke Enemas (1750s – 1810s)

The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, primarily thte resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “blow smoke up one’s ass.”
No Thanks, I would rather enjoy my tobacco the traditional way

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobacco_smoke_enema
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mate

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Tobacco Smoke Enema, can't be all bad..........
Imagine you rescue an Anti Smoking Nazi from drowning at the beach
In your best Clint Eastwood voice
"Smoke or die Nazi, either way you made my day!"

 

mate

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Montana Bear Tragedy ............. This is such a tragedy to see what they have done to our country's wildlife!
The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect US wildlife . . . .

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democrat Party..... as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for Tobacco Taxes to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.
This photo is of a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed . .. .
Bearack Obearma.

 
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