Show us your Ugliest Pipes!

[alaskanpiper]

Who was it that was talking about anus?

Well her is the ....
SER JACOPO REVERSE CALABASH INSANUS

Available at lj Peretti if your interested.

https://www.ljperetti.com/ser-jacopo-reverse-calabash-insanus.html

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The Insanus series has certainly provided it's share of outright ugliness. This one is no exception.

 

[hauntedmyst]

I like these shapes.

See, that's what makes this hobby great. You see a couple of beautiful pipes, I see pipes that look like elephant/whale dongs and petrified nuts.

That's why there are 64 ons in a box, everyone can find a color they enjoy!

 

[blues4goose]

just got my olie sylvester monstrosity in the mail, and it's even more grotesquely beautiful than the pictures made it seem.
Here it is with the tobacco to which it will be dedicated

 

[SpookedPiper]

just got my olie sylvester monstrosity in the mail, and it's even more grotesquely beautiful than the pictures made it seem.
Here it is with the tobacco to which it will be dedicated

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Well... beauty is in the eye of the beholder...or your blind... either way salud!

 

[alaskanpiper]

just got my olie sylvester monstrosity in the mail, and it's even more grotesquely beautiful than the pictures made it seem.
Here it is with the tobacco to which it will be dedicated

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Looks like an old petrified dog turd.

 

[SpookedPiper]

Well at least it's not a nut sack..so that's good!

 

[blues4goose]

Looks like an old petrified dog turd.

Or like rotting flesh protruding from bone, I love this thing.
It smokes better than any factory pipe I've ever smoked! And it definitely won't be my last olie sylvester

 

[SpookedPiper]

No new ugly pipes? Thoughts in this one?

 

[hauntedmyst]

just got my olie sylvester monstrosity in the mail, and it's even more grotesquely beautiful than the pictures made it seem.
Here it is with the tobacco to which it will be dedicated


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You paid money for that! That's the kind of thing you'd see in a movie where they would ask an alien computer bent on destroying the Earth, "Why did someone pay $150 for that?" to make it overload its circuits.

Everyday you think you have a little bit better grasp of the world and something like this happens you realize you were wrong.

 

[bnichols23]

just got my olie sylvester monstrosity in the mail, and it's even more grotesquely beautiful than the pictures made it seem.
Here it is with the tobacco to which it will be dedicated

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Uhhhhh, "different."

 

[bnichols23]

Not mine ... yet.
The Blue Collar Series from Monstrosity Pipes.

Now I could get behind those w/ 0 prob, wolf!

 

[wolflarsen]

Now I could get behind those w/ 0 prob, wolf!

To be honest, I wouldn't mind owning one of those screwdriver pipes either.

How about this one? I bet it smokes those urinal cake scented lakeland blends like a champ!

 

[B18]

To be honest, I wouldn't mind owning one of those screwdriver pipes either.

How about this one? I bet it smokes those urinal cake scented lakeland blends like a champ!

Who is the maker? I would definitely buy such a pipe for shits and giggles XD

 

[wolflarsen]

Haha. Available now for only $298.99 at
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[alaskanpiper]

Haha. Available now for only $298.99 at
Meerschaum Pipes - Special Hand Carved Toilet Meerschaum Pipe - Buy Meerschaum Pipes on sale, Tobacco Pipes on Sale - https://www.royalmeerschaumpipes.com/Special-Hand-Carved-Toilet-Meerschaum-Pipe-p/b12828.htm

The shitter meer! Jay and I had a conversation about one of those not too many months ago, glad to see they actually exist!

Without a doubt, the crappiest pipe I've ever seen ?

 

[tg51]

Who is the maker? I would definitely buy such a pipe for shits and giggles XD

I second this comment. Imagine pulling this out with a few pipe smoking buddies. "got any shitty blends you need to dispose of?"

 

[saintpeter]

Looks like an old petrified dog turd.

But a tastefully executed petrified dog turd.

 

[BROBS]

It started as a test briar to see what different tools would do. Long, long ago. Then one day I had to decide if it should just go in the trash. Seeing as how the briar came from American Pipes and was drilled by Tinski or one of his minions I popped a stem in it and fired it up. Now I only smoke it at night, to hide the shame of smoking an ugly pipe.

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Is that a damn croissant???!!

 

[BROBS]

I have this thing my wife bought me as a joke. I kept it because it was a gift from her and it's actually quite a pipe for the $9 she paid for it.

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Then I have this which was part of a group of pipes I bought. Yes it has a screen and looks like it was turned on a lathe but I'm not sure it's ever been smoked.

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Last but not least I have this meer which has a dog on it. I like the dog but didn't notice in the pics prior to purchase that its snout is closer to a pig's than a dog's. Any carvers here willing to take a shot at fixing it?

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Second one looks like it’s for special tobacco....

 

[shanez]

Second one looks like it’s for special tobacco....

It probably is. I don't know why I haven't thrown it out yet.